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Thinking of You
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
MARCH 21ST, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Confession
If by "loud mouth bitch" you mean intelligent, witty and not afraid to speak my mind, then yes, I AM a loud mouth bitch. Thank you.
FEBRUARY 28TH, 2012
3.00 (2 votes)
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Encouragement
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg, you can hear them say: What the fuck are you doing?
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
5.00 (12 votes)
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Confession
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why I have trust issues.
JANUARY 26TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
JANUARY 20TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Christmas Season
Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, without Jesus, we'd all be Jewish.
DECEMBER 23RD, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
