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Encouragement
If your not into oral sex, then you should keep your mouth shut.
MAY 1ST, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
Roses are red Violets are blue Peek-a-boo I'm thinking of humping you.
APRIL 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
My gynocologist says I can't have sex for 2 weeks. What did your dentist say?
MARCH 28TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sympathy
Church, for people who have nothing better to do on a sunday.
MARCH 26TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
I shit on digital, i perfer analog.
MARCH 26TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Drinks/Happy Hour
Where did that bitch go? I went and got her a personallity.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Valentine's Day
I think your making a huge mistake man. She might be hot, but she doesn't have shit for a personallity.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Movies
Remeber that movie The Saint? Yeah I was the bad guy.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Baby
Suck'n on my titties like you wanting me, calling me the time, check out my juicy behind it's fine all of the time.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Breakup
Fucking tart of a wife, always blowing dudes.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
2.50 (1 votes)
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Confession
Sluts honor I did bang the boy scout leader.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
2.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
If I'm going to derp your lerp and you have the herp, then your going to slurp my chud.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
1.00 (2 votes)
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Drinks/Happy Hour
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Get Well
Sir I'm so sorry, just thought you'd like a sleepy blowie.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Reminders
You see this size 11 shoe? next time I hear your mouth back sass me is going up your ass or between your lips, you silly bitch.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Sports
Give em the heater Ricky!
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
It says here the robe was actually a rag Satan gave to Eve to wipe Adams load off her chin after he gag fucked her.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Party
A boy and his lizard. How little does he know that this is an on going relationship till the end.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Music
Your Shits Weak And Thats Why My Meat Stick Beats To The Drum Of A Different Side of The Slums.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Congratulations
Even at an early age she knew what her palce in life was. Natural instincts.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
