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Thinking of You
Why yes, as a matter of fact I HAVE been keeping track of how many days you've neglected to pay back the money you owe me...
APRIL 12TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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April Fool's Day
Life is grand! April Fool's. This shit blows.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
It's amusing that we're all still busting our asses to meet deadlines that won't matter once the announcement is made that we've been sold.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Cry for Help
Life is good. April Fool's. I'm actually one disappointment away from playing in rush-hour traffic.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
Don't presume to "know me" just because I occasionally respond to your texts.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Daddy, who is "Ashley Madison"?
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I'm pretending to like you because I want your dad's money.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I'd rather get shot in the face than have a conversation with someone who still thinks it's clever to use "LOL".
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
So, how's that "I-still-live-with- my-parents- even-though- I'm-over-40" thing working out for ya?
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
I might respect you more as a boss if you had a fucking clue what I do around here.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
