Hey, I found your nose! It was in my business.
Why don't you go inside, make yourself a drink, and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm really sorry that your boyfriend decided to upgrade.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, do you want to go to the movies?
So. On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed are you?
I have a good idea. How about you take your balls out of your wife's purse and just do it.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
You should make cookies. Then when I get there, we'll have a slow motion hug and eat them.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. Let's stay this way forever.
So I was thinking. How about you get out of your relationship and into my pants.
