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Sports
Here's to beating New York's hockey team to ease the pain of New York stealing your basketball team.
MAY 14TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Sports
Congratulations to John Edwards and the Charlotte Bobcats on no longer being the most embarrassing things about North Carolina.
MAY 9TH, 2012
4.00 (10 votes)
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Sports
Congratulations to Angels fans for no longer having the same amount of home runs as their $240 million star.
MAY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sports
Congratulations to a millionaire quarterback on being able to continue making millions in a much better city.
MARCH 7TH, 2012
4.86 (7 votes)
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Sympathy
Your lack of sports knowledge is evident in your lack of horiffic and unfunny tweets about Gary Carter's death.
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sports
May A.J. Burnett be less of a disappointment to Pirates fans than the Pirates are.
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2012
4.33 (3 votes)
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Sympathy
Too bad Gary Carter wasn't famous enough for you to tweet horrific jokes about his untimely death.
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2012
3.50 (2 votes)
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Sports
Happy VaLINtine's Day to someone who appreciates my terrible Jeremy Lin puns.
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sports
Congratulations to Super Bowl MVP Wes Welker.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Super Bowl Sunday
Sorry the only thing anyone will remember about this NFL season is a Jesus loving virgin who didn't play in the Super Bowl.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
Sorry for participating in an extremely oversaturated Internet meme.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
4.82 (11 votes)
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Sports
I promise my Super Bowl party will be more fun than the Harbaugh's.
JANUARY 23RD, 2012
4.50 (4 votes)
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Sports
I think the Giants should see if it's possible to only play in the postseason.
JANUARY 17TH, 2012
4.75 (4 votes)
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Sports
I think the Giants should see if it's possible to only play in the post season.
JANUARY 17TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sports
I think a good Tebow drinking game would be to drink every time Tim Tebow doesn't drink.
JANUARY 13TH, 2012
4.78 (9 votes)
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Sports
Let's root for the team with the quarterback who is hated for being religious instead of hated for being a rapist.
JANUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
