Come on! Who shit on the wall again?
Go over there and f*** yourselfself smart. Get back to me when you're done.
For a minute, I thought that I sounded like a bitch. I got over it.
This is the classified section. Notice that there are jobs listed in here. Pick one and shut up.
I didn't mean to call your mother a bitch.
Not sure how to say this, but...you're full of shit.
My kid told me I should de-friend you.
Your hypocritical Facebook updates make me want to slap you.
I remember you, you're the squirter.
Look at it this way, the baby still has some of your DNA.
I think I might have shit the bed.
Sorry for not having a gag reflex.
Don't be silly, of course it's not propane.
I can handle two at at the same time.
I totally forgot you were a huge asshole.
Bacon flavored socks were a bad idea.
"Sweetie, we can only keep one."
