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Cry for Help
Come on! Who shit on the wall again?
JANUARY 23RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Farewell
Go over there and f*** yourselfself smart. Get back to me when you're done.
JANUARY 23RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
For a minute, I thought that I sounded like a bitch. I got over it.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
This is the classified section. Notice that there are jobs listed in here. Pick one and shut up.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
I didn't mean to call your mother a bitch.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Not sure how to say this, but...you're full of shit.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
I shaved, now it's your turn.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Breakup
My kid told me I should de-friend you.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
2.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
Your hypocritical Facebook updates make me want to slap you.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
I remember you, you're the squirter.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
3.67 (3 votes)
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Apology
Look at it this way, the baby still has some of your DNA.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I think I might have shit the bed.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
Sorry for not having a gag reflex.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
Butt pirates.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
Don't be silly, of course it's not propane.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I can handle two at at the same time.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
Hug it out bitch.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
I totally forgot you were a huge asshole.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
Bacon flavored socks were a bad idea.
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Baby
"Sweetie, we can only keep one."
JANUARY 22ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)