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Get Well
"I'd love you more if you had the ability to maintain an erection for more than 20 seconds."
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
"You look like the perfect candidate in tonights election of who's gonna suck my dick."
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
"Bitch, back the fuck up, or I will cut you."
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
"I'll pretend you didn't just grab my ass, if you give me a raise."
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
"So whaddaya say after dinner we go back to my place for coffee and butt sex?"
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
"...So she pulls her pants down, and there I was staring at her HUGE penis. I mean, it was bigger than mine."
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
2.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
"I'm sorry you're in trouble cause I kept you out all night. I think next time you should probably just stay the fuck home."
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Birthday
This year for your birthday, I decided to let you stick it in my bum.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Congratulations
Here's to having more anal sex in 2012!
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
2.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
Yea bitch, Work it!
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
Cheers to the next 10 years of resentment, and infidelity.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
Today I learned that I'll never find love on a street corner.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
"How about some anal sex with our tea?"
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
