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Encouragement
A great way to avoid being called a slut is to not be a slut. CLOSE YOUR LEGS if you can't afford to have them open.
MARCH 5TH, 2012
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Confession
Contesting my cable/internet bill made me realize I would pay just about anything for cable/internet.
FEBRUARY 23RD, 2012
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Reminders
Consider not being the biggest bitch I have ever fucking met.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Apology
Sorry you're not interesting enough to be my friend or my enemy.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Apology
Sorry for not being attracted to you really at all.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Thanks
Thanks for psychotically trying to date me.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Reminders
Consider being somewhat appreciative.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Reminders
Just a daily reminder that he cheats on you with me a lot.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Apology
Sorry your girlfriend has slept with a lot of guys and settled with you for reasons mostly related to your money and that she hit 30.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Reminders
Consider realizing you're not that pretty.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Reminders
Consider not considering such trashy colors for your wedding.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Apology
Sorry it's Monday.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Courtesy Hello
I make cool stuff for dinner too. You and your wife aren't the only ones, as it might appear on facebook.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Courtesy Hello
Enjoy the rat poison, bitch.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Reminders
Please notice that I've been somewhat unresponsive to your attempts at getting together sometime.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
Realize that Whitney Houston is genuinely a big deal, you unappreciative bitch.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Reminders
Just a reminder that I will be drinking tonite.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
Sorry you think you're too cool to hear news about the tragic death of a pop culture icon.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Confession
I've developed a girl-crush on Whitney Houston during all of this rightful glorification of her life.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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Somewhat Topical
Excuse me while I fingerbang myself to Kevin Kostner while I rewatch The Bodyguard.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
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