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Family
All-day school events would be far more tolerable if there was a bar in the parking lot.
MAY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sports
Baseball season is here. Like I need a reason to drink beer in the afternoon.
APRIL 9TH, 2012
5.00 (4 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Get elected. Open mouth. Insert foot.
MARCH 29TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I only let my suppressed inner bitch out when I have to. Honest. She gets stuff done.
MARCH 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
You're right, it's true. Most days I only take a shower and get dressed for the other moms at afterschool pick-up.
MARCH 2ND, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I'm sorry that I can't be sympathetic to your problems. I have real shit to deal with.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Don't get your hopes up for Leap Day to be awesome. It is the day that's only good enough to even exist 1 year out of 4.
FEBRUARY 29TH, 2012
3.50 (4 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
When I say that she's a whore, I don't mean it as an insult. Really, it's just an accurate description.
FEBRUARY 28TH, 2012
4.67 (3 votes)
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Confession
I don't mean to sound like a cynical, jaded bitch. It's just that I am one.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
The Oscars. It's like the Superbowl for people with jazz hands.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
With a slit that high, it's really unnecessary for you to pose that way. Besides, we already know your vagina is a homewrecker.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Let's all pretend that we saw the nominated films and are qualified to bitch about who wins the Academy Awards.
FEBRUARY 25TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Your drama is so exhausting.
FEBRUARY 25TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
You totally get my crazy, and I love you for it.
FEBRUARY 25TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Friendship
Tell me she did not just post that on Facebook. Oh, hell no.
FEBRUARY 25TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Oh look, she ran away. Guess I really am that scary.
FEBRUARY 22ND, 2012
3.00 (2 votes)
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Mardi Gras
I'm holding out for the good beads. A lady needs to have standards.
FEBRUARY 21ST, 2012
4.33 (3 votes)
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Confession
Sometimes I really hate that I'm a good person and will take the high road. She needs a good ass kicking.
FEBRUARY 21ST, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Mardi Gras
And he began Lent with a promise to never drink again....
FEBRUARY 21ST, 2012
3.50 (2 votes)
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Confession
I like to poke bears. Just a hobby of mine.
FEBRUARY 16TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
