Take my sweet time while somebody's drowning.
Want to take a ride with me? Wheelchair Accessible!
I'm not paying for gas during Lent.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Jealousy, it's an ugly unattractive trait, that people wear daily.
I'll shove this right up your ass.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
I wear black for black history month.
To be or not to be? That is the question...
Don't fuck with me, I'll cut your balls off.....
Please lower gas prices you fucking scumbags.
Eli Manning wins the super bowl and then gets a parade. I save peoples lives and dont get shit.
I have a college degree and make more money selling my body...
If the retirement age wasn't so high maybe i could have a job.
Shit....Why does school have to be closed on presidents day?
I give valentines day gifts on the 15th....everything is on sale.
