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Somewhat Topical
Let me guess. You've turned off the reality signal from you home planet, right?
FEBRUARY 10TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I think it's pretty clear that Alex Trebek will not be calling you for a second audition...
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
2.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Thank you SO MUCH for constantly pointing out that I make terrible decisions in life. I now realize our friendship might be one of them.
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I'm just curious. Has it really NEVER crossed your mind that you are NOT the center of the universe?
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Personally, I think there should be a special place in Hell for people who can't keep the car radio on one station for longer than 3 seconds.
JANUARY 30TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not going to happen.
JANUARY 27TH, 2012
4.00 (3 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Why, yes, I did receive your friendship request. But I'm still waiting for you to be an actual decent person before I accept it."
JANUARY 24TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Did you really think that putting a smiley face at the end of your words would make it any less bitchy? Girl, please.
JANUARY 23RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Thank you for sharing your opinion. Now please crawl back under that rock and take that one brain cell with you...
JANUARY 20TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Please don't ever wear that blouse again, or pictures of you will end up on an obscure TV show where people who can't get real jobs make fun of you.
JANUARY 20TH, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Dude, you KNOW I was waiting for that parking spot. But you zipped in and took it anyway. I suggest you sleep with the lights on tonight...
JANUARY 20TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Excuse me. That ginormous sign says "15 Items or LESS". Get the hell out of this checkout line and go to the one where you can pay by tonnage.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I'm nice to you because that's what people should do. It does not mean we have a cosmic connection wherein you text me 47 times a day.
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
When I didn't answer the door the first time, why would you knock again? What is wrong with you?
JANUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
