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Cry for Help
How can nothing I do be interesting enough for Facebook? This is bullshit.
MARCH 9TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
If ever you're presented with the chance to pay someone a compliment... Take it.
MARCH 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Valentine's Day
That's funny... I don't remember telling everyone that I have gonorrhea. Well, Happy VD!
FEBRUARY 14TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Single people are not "getting drunk" on Valentine's Day. We're still celebrating the end of Prohibition.
FEBRUARY 14TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
As a teacher on the internet, I must tell you that I find your behaviour highly inappropriate. Please don't stop... I need you to say that which I cannot.
FEBRUARY 10TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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TV
"Take my hand." "Now people are definitely going to talk."
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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TV
Apparently, it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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TV
Nobody can fake being such an annoying dick all the time.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Baby
Not very many people liked my stretch mark pictures. Maybe they'd rather see my episiotomy video.
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Reminders
I wish a motherfucker would.
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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TV
I'm in shock. Look, I have a blanket.
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Look what I found. Another dollar that won't be going to Susan G. Komen.
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
4.00 (12 votes)
