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Confession
Here's something you may not know about me... I don't give a fuck.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
2.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful.
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
3.50 (2 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry I said, "Fuck off" when I was supposed to say, "Hello."
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I wish someone loved me as much as Kristen Bell loves sloths.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry I ate all of your food when I was drunk.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day. Hooray! That means chocolate is on sale tomorrow.
JANUARY 30TH, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry my sarcasm is too advanced for you.
JANUARY 29TH, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Friendship
Your opinion matters. But only if it's what I want to hear.
JANUARY 20TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Confession
The things I would do to you make me feel less about myself.
JANUARY 20TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
No. No. No. I didn't say that you were boring. I said that your story was boring. But now, yes, you are boring me.
JANUARY 20TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
