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Thinking of You
I'm sorry I missed your passive aggressive Facebook post. I was too busy winning at life.
APRIL 30TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
Jesus Christ is my personal savior, and He told me He wants you to stop being such a lying whore.
APRIL 3RD, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Cry for Help
I used to try to boost my self-esteem through personal achievement, but now I just wait for others to like my pins on Pinterest.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.75 (4 votes)
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Farewell
I'd love to listen to more of your illogical, unsupported conclusions, but I have to go hit things now.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
As it turns out, I'm all out of fucks. I stopped giving them ages ago.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Breakup
You have failed to validate me sufficiently. I'm so blogging about you.
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I 'like' your crazy posts just to fuck with you.
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
My friends and I Vox about you all day long.
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
