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Friendship
The number you have called is tired of your crap, please hang up, change your attitude, and try your call again. BEEP.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
You are going to wish you had these skills after the apocalypse.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I am an RN, let me get an overworked and underpaid CNA to empty your bedpan.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
4.67 (3 votes)
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Anniversary
This is the one day we put aside our petty arguments and vaguely remember why we got married.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
2.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
I don't mean to brag, but my FreeCell average is 100%.
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Reminders
I walked in here and forgot what I was in here for.
FEBRUARY 2ND, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Anniversary
Happy Anniversary! I still can't stand your farts.
FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
Now let's paint some happy little clouds.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
