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Flirting
Hey, fella. Are you up for some anal?
APRIL 20TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
My religion forbids penetration, but you can still dry hump me.
APRIL 14TH, 2012
3.33 (3 votes)
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Flirting
Your efforts to smooth talk me into giving you head may actually work this time.
APRIL 10TH, 2012
4.80 (5 votes)
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Confession
I picked a bad time to have diarrhea.
APRIL 9TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
I did a great job of tucking in my dick and balls.
APRIL 7TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
You know what they say... What happens in Vegas stays in my ass.
APRIL 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
Of course I'll pull out in time. It's been years since I knocked a bitch up.
APRIL 5TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Congratulations
Congratulations on successfully tucking in your dick and balls.
APRIL 3RD, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry that I asked for a demonstration of a Dirty Sanchez.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
There's nothing quite like the scent of a lady fart.
MARCH 28TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Baby
I put the laughter in slaughter.
MARCH 26TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
My pervert cam installation is progressing perfectly.
MARCH 25TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
Rollin' in my 5.0. With my rag-top down so my hair can blow. The girlies on standby waving just to say hi. Did you stop? No, I just drove by.
MARCH 25TH, 2012
3.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
Go on. Smell it. Smell my finger.
MARCH 24TH, 2012
4.00 (3 votes)
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Flirting
Actually, I'm already wearing a condom.
MARCH 24TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Confession
Uh, don't eat that.
MARCH 24TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
Dat ass is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
MARCH 23RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
You be the 6. And I'll be the 9.
MARCH 23RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
Pussy Patrol. Roll out!
MARCH 23RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
It was at that moment when James Bond realized that she didn't want to fornicate. Instead, she wanted to snap his neck.
MARCH 19TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
