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Confession
I frequently watch "The Office" and pretend I work there. It's the closest thing I have, to a job.
MARCH 9TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Did you read the Memo I sent you? The one that said "You can go to Hell"? It was sent straight from the heart.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Nurse, give that patient 5 liters I.V. of 'anti asshole'. STAT.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
Hey, Toto..... I shit on the living room floor, but I am going to blame it on you. Ok?
MARCH 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I know I told you that I love you. I was lying. I tell every Bitch I meet that I love her. I can't help myself. It's a sickness.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I wonder if this Bitch, will ever Shut The Fuck Up. Good news is, if she doesn't, I've got some Chloroform in my car.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Family
As soon as I drop you off at School, I am going to get drunk. If I'm not there to pick you up, after School. Call a cab.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I told that Bitch to STFU. She didn't listen. Thank gawd my beautiful hand is still beautiful, after slapping the shit out of that Bitch.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
You couldn't pay me enough to go on a date with you and Pssst....you are wearing womens shoes.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I'm sorry, did you just call me a drunk? How about you STFU and get me another drink.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
4.33 (3 votes)
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Confession
I have to be drunk off my ass, to tolerate this Bitch.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Just a glass full of poison, makes the asshole go down....the asshole go down. Sing it with me......
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I used to give a shit, until I started hanging out with my good ole friend, booze.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
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Confession
You must have a detachable penis because I don't feel anything. When you find it, you can give me a call.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
If you and I, were a couple...... Fuck That. I will never be that desperate.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
If you and I were a couple..... Fuck That. I would never be that desperate.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I would love to slap the 'fucktardedness' out of you, but I am afraid that shit may be contagious.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
If you knew what I was thinking, you'd probably run for your life.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Confession
Nobody appreciates my brilliant sarcasm.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Confession
Is this another 'sexual harrassment' warning? I thought you liked the inappropriate touching.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
