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Breakup
It's not that I don't like you, but I wish to see you getting hit by a bus. And lighgtning. Simultaneously.
MARCH 19TH, 2012
5.00 (4 votes)
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Confession
If she never blew in a gameboy cartridge, she's too young to give you a blow job.
FEBRUARY 24TH, 2012
2.00 (2 votes)
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Farewell
Dear homophobic boss, If being gay is such a disease, can I call in sick for the rest of life? Sincerely, I quit.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Reminders
Buying a salad from McDonalds is like asking a whore for a hug.
FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012
4.20 (5 votes)
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Breakup/Divorce
Yes, i'm a lesbian. No, you can't watch.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
