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Apology
Is it a bad thing that I want to rip my uterus out on Mother's Day?
MAY 13TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my husband listens to Taylor Swift... or The fact that he might be gay.
MAY 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
ahhhhh that perfect time of day when you pull your hair back, take out your contacts, and rip off your bra!
APRIL 17TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
All of this anti-bully stuff is making me feel bullied!!
APRIL 14TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Reminders
3 gallons of bleach, $15... plastic bags, rubber gloves, masking tape, rope, $25... chainsaw,$200... look on cashiers face: priceless!
APRIL 14TH, 2012
3.00 (3 votes)
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Confession
Does she actually think I care about her opinion? Bitch please...
APRIL 11TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Sometimes when people text me, I reply with, "who is this??"... Just incase they forget that I'm a bitch!
APRIL 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I forgot to buy milk and I already took off my bra!!
MARCH 31ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
If people really could read minds, I would have been in the nuthouse a long time ago....
MARCH 12TH, 2012
4.33 (3 votes)
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Confession
I'm still waiting for the "Once you go black, you never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
MARCH 10TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Reminders
People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess.
FEBRUARY 28TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Breakup
We could've had it all...
FEBRUARY 12TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Thinking of You
Just say it!
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
We can't all be princesses! Someone has to wave as I pass by...
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Breakup
Some people deserve a serious punch in the throat!
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
3.67 (3 votes)
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Thinking of You
I try not to miss you..
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
3.25 (4 votes)
