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You put the word *ass* in assistant. I dig that about you.
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The sense of urgency you lack makes me want to choke you with a moldy potato.
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What, im suppose to tell you how we will manage the money from the tax hike? Screw that, Rum & Coke Time.
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I don't normally go tanning... But when I do, I like to bring my five year old in with me.
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Thanks for the bullshit card you gave me on Administrative Professional's Day.
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So we celebrate "Bosses Day" and "Admin Day"... but what about 'people who actually do work' day?
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Thanks for berating me for taking time off while wishing me a happy administrative professionals day. Can't get much classier than that.
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I hope you have a great Administrative Professionals Day, since we'll all go back to ignoring you tomorrow.
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So.. In honor of Administrative Professionals Day I've made you all sandwiches. I'm gonna go look at my pretty flowers and do as little work as possible.
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Whatever it is that you do, I'm sure it's probably important somehow. So, thanks for that.
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Excuse me, your suit looks like it was made on a railroad- care of hobo craftsmen. Is that what the tag says?
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Wishing you a Happy Administrative Professionals Day! Now...where is my lunch?
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If you really wanted me to have a happy Administrative Professionals Day, you wouldn't remind me that I'm a secretary.
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Happy Administrative Professional's Day! To show my appreciation, I'll refrain from grabbing your ass today.
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Happy Adminstrative Professionals' Day! I haven't forgotten the little people.
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Happy Administrative Professionals' Day! Lunch is on me. You can pick it up when you go get my dry cleaning.
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What's in a name? That which we call an Administrative Professional by any other name would answer phones and make the coffee.
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Then it's agreed, doll. We'll change your title but we won't pay you anymore and you still have to have coffee on our desks in the morning.
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Between Facebook, Pinterest & someecards.com I don't have time to do my job.
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April is Autism, Occupational Therapy, Parkinson's Disease, and Alcohol Awareness Month. Here's to putting three of the four out of their misery!
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