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  • Due To Our Bosses Policy Of Not Hiring Pretty Secretaries, Congratulations On Being The Most Talented Applicant Under a 6.

    Due To Our Bosses Policy Of Not Hiring Pretty Secretaries, Congratulations On Being The Most Talented Applicant Under a 6.

    kendro42003/29/2009
    1.50 (4 votes)
  • I hope that the Admin Professionals Day gift I got you helps to alleviate my guilt for the fact that your life will never be as good as mine.

    I hope that the Admin Professionals Day gift I got you helps to alleviate my guilt for the fact that your life will never be as good as mine.

    je0636503/29/2009
    4.00 (5 votes)
  • I am so pretending to have fun!

    I am so pretending to have fun!

    johnclay03/26/2009
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on almost keeping your job until Administrative Professionals Day.

    Congratulations on almost keeping your job until Administrative Professionals Day.

    narcissus7803/26/2009
    3.80 (5 votes)
  • I don't really do anything at work. But I'm pretty, so no one seems to mind.

    I don't really do anything at work. But I'm pretty, so no one seems to mind.

    cmarie12303/24/2009
    4.10 (10 votes)
  • I'm wearing a condom because I'm concerned you might have more diseases than Paris Hilton.

    I'm wearing a condom because I'm concerned you might have more diseases than Paris Hilton.

    gleeven03/24/2009
    3.00 (5 votes)
  • I'm glad sleeping with the boss isn't mandatory anymore. I have a much better time when I feel like it was up to me.

    I'm glad sleeping with the boss isn't mandatory anymore. I have a much better time when I feel like it was up to me.

    alicia_y03/17/2009
    2.60 (5 votes)
  • Since no one shoves their hand and up our skirt in the supply closet, let's go out for drinks and see if we have better luck.

    Since no one shoves their hand and up our skirt in the supply closet, let's go out for drinks and see if we have better luck.

    alicia_y03/17/2009
    1.60 (5 votes)
  • Let's clebrate the fact that we've moved beyond getting slapped on the ass.

    Let's clebrate the fact that we've moved beyond getting slapped on the ass.

    alicia_y03/17/2009
    2.20 (5 votes)
  • This just in: You're a cunt.

    This just in: You're a cunt.

    ajnelson03/17/2009
    2.00 (7 votes)
  • I think we could potentially be friends. Mainly because you love alcohol and making fun of jews.

    I think we could potentially be friends. Mainly because you love alcohol and making fun of jews.

    abbie02503/16/2009
    2.20 (5 votes)
  • PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

    PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

    seanomatic03/13/2009
    3.86 (7 votes)
  • Didn't we celebrate admistrative professional's day last year?

    Didn't we celebrate admistrative professional's day last year?

    hankledouche03/09/2009
    3.00 (6 votes)
  • FYI, This isn't really a sandwich: It's the 'How To Use The Computer Database You Have No Idea How To Use' Manual. ps. there is no copy.

    FYI, This isn't really a sandwich: It's the "How To Use The Computer Database You Have No Idea How To Use" Manual. ps. there is no copy.

    mrmikepham02/25/2009
    1.83 (6 votes)
  • Just because I lack a penis doesn't mean I'm a secretary.

    Just because I lack a penis doesn't mean I'm a secretary.

    sabrina z02/15/2009
    3.64 (14 votes)
  • I had no idea a secretary could be so worthless. You take the cake!

    I had no idea a secretary could be so worthless. You take the cake!

    angela.loucks02/11/2009
    1.62 (8 votes)
  • I value your employment here more than I would like to pay your unemployment.

    I value your employment here more than I would like to pay your unemployment.

    marym02/11/2009
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • Yes. There are bushfires raging in Australia. No, I didnt expect anyone in the U.S to notice.

    Yes. There are bushfires raging in Australia. No, I didnt expect anyone in the U.S to notice.

    blurred02/09/2009
    3.67 (6 votes)
  • Assistant TO the regional warmonger.

    Assistant TO the regional warmonger.

    paulj01/26/2009
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • You make a quarter million a year and yet you can't conjugate a sentence to save your life. It's great working for someone like you.

    You make a quarter million a year and yet you can't conjugate a sentence to save your life. It's great working for someone like you.

    kelliblue01/20/2009
    3.08 (12 votes)

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