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  • If I were to faint due to heat stroke at my desk do you think I would be eligible for disability?

    If I were to faint due to heat stroke at my desk do you think I would be eligible for disability?

    Ralphie133127808/17/2012
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  • O Really, U can't awknowledge Administrators Professionals Day WELL THEN I QUIT!!!!!

    O Really, U can't awknowledge Administrators Professionals Day WELL THEN I QUIT!!!!!

    Jen118201204/25/2012
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  • No sir, your medication is not covered.. and if you call back another five times, the answer is still no.

    No sir, your medication is not covered.. and if you call back another five times, the answer is still no.

    Kristina230803508/24/2012
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  • 'Yes, I'd much prefer lunch at Olive Garden to a promotion and a raise,' said no Administrative Assistant ever.

    "Yes, I'd much prefer lunch at Olive Garden to a promotion and a raise," said no Administrative Assistant ever.

    Wally'sLodge09/20/2012
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  • Wishing you a Happy Administrative Professionals Day! Now...where is my lunch?

    Wishing you a Happy Administrative Professionals Day! Now...where is my lunch?

    lthompson2004/25/2012
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  • Just because you don't see our faces doesn't mean we're not saving your life! Happy NTW! April 13-19, 2014.

    Just because you don't see our faces doesn't mean we're not saving your life! Happy NTW! April 13-19, 2014.

    eandjasandw 04/14/2014
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  • Happy Administrative Professional's Day! To show my appreciation, I'll refrain from grabbing your ass today.

    Happy Administrative Professional's Day! To show my appreciation, I'll refrain from grabbing your ass today.

    r2warnoc04/25/2012
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  • Oh, I see. It's easier for you to believe that I haven't been giving my boss your messages than they just didn't want to talk to you.

    Oh, I see. It's easier for you to believe that I haven't been giving my boss your messages than they just didn't want to talk to you.

    jaytharp10/27/2012
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  • Thanks for berating me for taking time off while wishing me a happy administrative professionals day. Can't get much classier than that.

    Thanks for berating me for taking time off while wishing me a happy administrative professionals day. Can't get much classier than that.

    reallywantanewjob04/25/2012
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  • We Care.. now fuck off please.

    We Care.. now fuck off please.

    hatefl04/26/2012
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  • Let's all go get blasted at lunch. Happy Administrative Professionals Day.

    Let's all go get blasted at lunch. Happy Administrative Professionals Day.

    Samantha118370406/15/2012
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  • Happy Admins Day... Today I hope you receive what you give.......NOTHING!

    Happy Admins Day... Today I hope you receive what you give.......NOTHING!

    Christina196503307/10/2012
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  • I use quotation marks because I'm 'smart'.

    I use quotation marks because I'm "smart".

    I-Li208013007/19/2012
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  • What, im suppose to tell you how we will manage the money from the tax hike? Screw that, Rum & Coke Time.

    What, im suppose to tell you how we will manage the money from the tax hike? Screw that, Rum & Coke Time.

    Serpico_05/04/2012
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  • Computers Are From Hell. That's Why I Have Three Of Them. Sincerely,Squatch.

    Computers Are From Hell. That's Why I Have Three Of Them. Sincerely,Squatch.

    Vincent212989707/27/2012
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  • I'll love you no matter what, child. Unless you turn out gay, and then, of course, you're fucked. Momma didn't raise no Lesbo.

    I'll love you no matter what, child. Unless you turn out gay, and then, of course, you're fucked. Momma didn't raise no Lesbo.

    iguanaceros08/06/2012
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  • Yes Sir.... I'm giving a shit as we speak..

    Yes Sir.... I'm giving a shit as we speak..

    hatefl04/26/2012
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  • Gravity - Fuck Gravity Thats Why.

    Gravity - Fuck Gravity Thats Why.

    NinjaKody708/13/2012
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  • What's in a name? That which we call an Administrative Professional by any other name would answer phones and make the coffee.

    What's in a name? That which we call an Administrative Professional by any other name would answer phones and make the coffee.

    Itz.Scott04/24/2012
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  • Then it's agreed, doll. We'll change your title but we won't pay you anymore and you still have to have coffee on our desks in the morning.

    Then it's agreed, doll. We'll change your title but we won't pay you anymore and you still have to have coffee on our desks in the morning.

    Itz.Scott04/24/2012
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