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  • If I were to faint due to heat stroke at my desk do you think I would be eligible for disability?

    If I were to faint due to heat stroke at my desk do you think I would be eligible for disability?

    Ralphie133127808/17/2012
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  • Walter spent his weekends pondering whether he should buy a new Macbook Pro Retina, or furnish his apartment.

    Walter spent his weekends pondering whether he should buy a new Macbook Pro Retina, or furnish his apartment.

    Edwin226031308/16/2012
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Gravity - Fuck Gravity Thats Why.

    Gravity - Fuck Gravity Thats Why.

    NinjaKody708/13/2012
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  • I'm sure I'll find a new job. It's somewhere in here, and it'll jump out at me. I just know it.

    I'm sure I'll find a new job. It's somewhere in here, and it'll jump out at me. I just know it.

    salsadulcechicago08/08/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'll love you no matter what, child. Unless you turn out gay, and then, of course, you're fucked. Momma didn't raise no Lesbo.

    I'll love you no matter what, child. Unless you turn out gay, and then, of course, you're fucked. Momma didn't raise no Lesbo.

    iguanaceros08/06/2012
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  • Computers Are From Hell. That's Why I Have Three Of Them. Sincerely,Squatch.

    Computers Are From Hell. That's Why I Have Three Of Them. Sincerely,Squatch.

    Vincent212989707/27/2012
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  • I use quotation marks because I'm 'smart'.

    I use quotation marks because I'm "smart".

    I-Li208013007/19/2012
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  • Every time you get all high and mighty about your World of Warcraft bullshit, I want you to think about how little you've done with your life.

    Every time you get all high and mighty about your World of Warcraft bullshit, I want you to think about how little you've done with your life.

    Sachiel194903607/19/2012
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.

    I'm beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.

    Sarah198767307/17/2012
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Happy Admins Day... Today I hope you receive what you give.......NOTHING!

    Happy Admins Day... Today I hope you receive what you give.......NOTHING!

    Christina196503307/10/2012
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  • If my mind wasn't in the gutter then it would be homeless.

    If my mind wasn't in the gutter then it would be homeless.

    Snarfy150771407/02/2012
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    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I'd rather blow you than have to watch your kids. Except for the older one. That one, I would fuck with abandon, with my apron tied in knots up my ass, while he calls me Mrs. White.

    I'd rather blow you than have to watch your kids. Except for the older one. That one, I would fuck with abandon, with my apron tied in knots up my ass, while he calls me Mrs. White.

    juanyvonne06/16/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Yeah yeah yeah. Just tell me want you want stapled, and get the fuck outta my face.

    Yeah yeah yeah. Just tell me want you want stapled, and get the fuck outta my face.

    misspm04/04/2010
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    4.75 (8 votes)
  • Thanks for doing everything you're asked to do in exchange for money.

    Thanks for doing everything you're asked to do in exchange for money.

    markusskinnus04/20/2009
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    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Gee, thanks for filing, faxing, copying, typing, Googling, ordering, and/or phoning it yourself for once, you dipshit.

    Gee, thanks for filing, faxing, copying, typing, Googling, ordering, and/or phoning it yourself for once, you dipshit.

    misspm04/06/2009
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    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Thank you for being the person we can almost always count on to answer the phone when you aren't playing Bejeweled.

    Thank you for being the person we can almost always count on to answer the phone when you aren't playing Bejeweled.

    ellenacker04/04/2009
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    4.33 (9 votes)
  • Here is your annual box of drugstore candy in appreciation of you doing my job for me and keeping me at six figures.

    Here is your annual box of drugstore candy in appreciation of you doing my job for me and keeping me at six figures.

    payrollbabe200303/29/2009
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    4.00 (9 votes)
  • Due To Our Bosses Policy Of Not Hiring Pretty Secretaries, Congratulations On Being The Most Talented Applicant Under a 6.

    Due To Our Bosses Policy Of Not Hiring Pretty Secretaries, Congratulations On Being The Most Talented Applicant Under a 6.

    kendro42003/29/2009
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    1.50 (4 votes)
  • I hope that the Admin Professionals Day gift I got you helps to alleviate my guilt for the fact that your life will never be as good as mine.

    I hope that the Admin Professionals Day gift I got you helps to alleviate my guilt for the fact that your life will never be as good as mine.

    je0636503/29/2009
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    4.00 (5 votes)
  • I am so pretending to have fun!

    I am so pretending to have fun!

    johnclay03/26/2009
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    0.00 (0 votes)

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