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    How are you celebrating the 71st anniversary of the German invasion of Poland to start World War II ?

    davidmarqu 23 hours ago
    5.00 (3 votes)

  • What are we celebrating. Oh yea, our anniversary i almost forgot. Shit i didn't get her anything. I know DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!!

    whitesoxfan91 yesterday
    1.00 (2 votes)

  • You make me want to cry less then I normally do.

    Alexis6333 yesterday
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Marriage is like a friends with benefits relationship without the benefits.

    thedayhascome 08/27/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • I'm sure your lawyers want to drag this mess out, but here's hoping this is your last anniversary!

    bretsky 08/26/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Christ on a cupcake it's our Anniversary!

    kiplex42 08/25/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations on almost definitely not being destined to die alone.

    marielavalon 08/20/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations on a marriage that's outlasted multiple pets

    mason.guitar 08/19/2010
    4.67 (3 votes)

  • If I can swallow your semen for 30 years, you can swallow your pride and ask for directions.

    snowak 08/18/2010
    5.00 (5 votes)

  • Thinking of our first date always makes my ass hurt, because the seats were uncomfortable, and also from that other thing.

    hensley 08/16/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Happy Anniversary to the second best thing that happened to me in Vegas on our wedding night.

    brjeet 08/15/2010
    2.00 (2 votes)

  • You've made me the man I am today. A sad, sorry, sack of shit.

    angrysalmon 08/15/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • Congratulations on staying married through 9 Presidential Administrations.

    eaubin 08/12/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • I'd rather get a colonoscopy than fill out one more godforsaken job application.

    ameliabedilia 08/10/2010
    4.20 (5 votes)

  • Happy Anniversary to the love of my life. And we'll need to wash those sheets tomorrow.

    Patrick95388 08/07/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Dear Mom and Dad, Thanks for waiting until we all moved out before trying to kill each other.

    Jeff37851 08/05/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Happy Brett Favre Retires From Football Day!

    ssr! 08/03/2010
    1.00 (2 votes)

  • This anniversary, let's celebrate loving each other even more today than we likely will tomorrow.

    Patrick95388 08/03/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • We've been together long enough I'm jealous of the leaves getting blown.

    kwojt082 08/01/2010
    4.33 (3 votes)

  • Hope your anniversary is the bee's knees.

    tbekolay 08/01/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
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