Happy One Month Anniversary Darling, Only Eleven More Months Until This Day Really Means Something.
Wear high heels as a reminder to other women that you are better than they are!
Now that we have an annoying joint Facebook account, we should go over some ground rules.
I dress up as Scuba Steve to hide my true identity...Pedafile Steve.
Read between the lines motherfucker!
I love you so much I joined an alternative underground swingers' club in honor of my love for you.
Happy Anniversary Sweetheart!! I love you so much because I realize the baby and I need your money.
See that guy? He and I would be boning right now if I weren't married to you.
I'd really like to put it in your butt.
This year im getting you a divorce for our anniversary, that and a wicked case of herpes.
I hope you die soon so that I can collect life insurance.
This is the one day we put aside our petty arguments and vaguely remember why we got married.
When I asked you if you're putter still worked I didn't think we were going golfing.
You and your wife are fucking idiots.
I call this position "the wrangler".
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