"excuse me... your balls are showing. Bumble bee tuna... Bumble Be Tuna!"
I wasn't unhappy when we found out your mother was moving in, I was underjoyed.
Your story is so interesting, hold that thought while I go take a huge dump!
I'm too lazy to slap you. Here, bash your cheek against my palm.
.........and then your wife blew chunks ALL over my couch!!! I thought you said she could swallow?!
To celebrate our marriage, let's dance on your mother's grave.
The moon was very bright last night. Did you see it?
Remember when you weren't a cunt?
They say arranged marriages never work out, but Tom and Sally seemed happy.
Jim always did love the beaver.
I would be with you for life - if you had one.
I better be one annniversary away from diamonds!
We just had SEX in the Jacuzzi.. Damn she gave birth FAST.
Your not going to regret this three-way Mr. Brown let me assure you.
Yeah, I've got a vision problem. I can't see being with you for another fucking day!
Yeah, I've got a vission problem. I can't see being with you for another fucking day!
Congratulations!! You guys made the news today For surviving11 years of Marriage !
F*ck shopping, lets go have a threesome!
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