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  • Fuck watching that crystal ball girl. I just wanna get drunk. Fuck. And let you tea-bag deez nuts. Happy New Year baby!

    Fuck watching that crystal ball girl. I just wanna get drunk. Fuck. And let you tea-bag deez nuts. Happy New Year baby!

    Chris303318112/31/2013
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  • Here's to another year of you bitchin, whining and moaning that 'I don't do enough.' And to me drinking, smoking and telling you how much 'I really don't give a god damn fuck.'

    Here's to another year of you bitchin, whining and moaning that "I don't do enough." And to me drinking, smoking and telling you how much "I really don't give a god damn fuck."

    Chris303318112/31/2013
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  • I love cuddling. But when im about to go to sleep, get the fuck away. I need all the space I can get!

    I love cuddling. But when im about to go to sleep, get the fuck away. I need all the space I can get!

    Sonia127620612/30/2013
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  • Oooohhh, I can't wait! We're gonna have a shitload of fun tonight!

    Oooohhh, I can't wait! We're gonna have a shitload of fun tonight!

    FragileLogic12/24/2013
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  • Dear Wives, We don't know what we're thinking, so please stop asking us that. Love, Husbands.

    Dear Wives, We don't know what we're thinking, so please stop asking us that. Love, Husbands.

    Dannel331795212/24/2013
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  • I can't believe its already been a whole year since the world ended in 2012. Time flies.

    I can't believe its already been a whole year since the world ended in 2012. Time flies.

    Tim328661912/24/2013
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  • If they force me into that car to visit my Nana wearing this outfit they will be in for the ride of their lives. Oh yea. I got something for them. Watch me...

    If they force me into that car to visit my Nana wearing this outfit they will be in for the ride of their lives. Oh yea. I got something for them. Watch me...

    tanyaphoenix12/21/2013
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  • I'm trying to watch a ' How to dismember and hide a body' video on YouTube!! It would be in your best interest to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    I'm trying to watch a " How to dismember and hide a body" video on YouTube!! It would be in your best interest to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    Thomas296839612/20/2013
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  • Honey, We made it to Our 1 year Anniversary, Without me Poisoning you &/or you Choking the Life out of me! High Five Us!

    Honey, We made it to Our 1 year Anniversary, Without me Poisoning you &/or you Choking the Life out of me! High Five Us!

    katalya12/19/2013
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  • I call it having sex, my wife calls it going to sleep.

    I call it having sex, my wife calls it going to sleep.

    art esquibel 12/17/2013
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  • Happy(belated)Anniversary ....... Mr Penguin.

    Happy(belated)Anniversary ....... Mr Penguin.

    Emma348761312/15/2013
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  • Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

    Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

    Pat298980212/14/2013
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  • Sweet.

    Sweet.

    deaddack12/11/2013
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  • No Publiques En Facebook Que Tu Graduación De Secundaria Fue Hoy Porque A Nadie Le Importa.

    No Publiques En Facebook Que Tu Graduación De Secundaria Fue Hoy Porque A Nadie Le Importa.

    Ivan345951212/07/2013
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  • h.

    h.

    Yanee347665412/03/2013
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  • How much is your life insurance policy again?

    How much is your life insurance policy again?

    Amber347973412/03/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Love is: watching your man blow-dry your underwear when you're in a hurry and your dryer is broken or non-existent.

    Love is: watching your man blow-dry your underwear when you're in a hurry and your dryer is broken or non-existent.

    Christina302967412/02/2013
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  • 25 years and still going strong. We're freaking awesome.

    25 years and still going strong. We're freaking awesome.

    Katy347762811/30/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I'm going to see if more badges will keep your fat ass from loafing around.

    I'm going to see if more badges will keep your fat ass from loafing around.

    Fleshwarper11/30/2013
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  • The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are: 'I apologize' and 'You are right.'

    The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are: "I apologize" and "You are right."

    Pat298980211/29/2013
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