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  • My boyfriend hasn't touched me since Diablo 3 came out...

    My boyfriend hasn't touched me since Diablo 3 came out...

    CultSanguinius05/12/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Anniversary from someone who knows more about your relationship than a third party probably should.

    Happy Anniversary from someone who knows more about your relationship than a third party probably should.

    Heather88110803/28/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I'll make you a sandwich, when you make me an orgasm.

    I'll make you a sandwich, when you make me an orgasm.

    BenThere103/30/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I hope to never refer to you as 'my boyfriend at the time.'

    I hope to never refer to you as "my boyfriend at the time."

    bjfreiayesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If sized mattered, I wouldn't have been with you all those years.

    If sized mattered, I wouldn't have been with you all those years.

    Truthhurts!05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Mr. Grey prefers brunettes who like to eat. Take that skinny broads.

    Mr. Grey prefers brunettes who like to eat. Take that skinny broads.

    the_pares05/12/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard.

    stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard.

    havo05/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's celebrate this anniversary by getting a long overdue divorce.

    Let's celebrate this anniversary by getting a long overdue divorce.

    jziegler7205/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Facebook... Helping stalkers keep it real.

    Facebook... Helping stalkers keep it real.

    Eric152647705/10/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.

    After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.

    dillon2820x05/23/2010
    4.80 (56 votes)
  • I don't think our relationship would have lasted this long if we weren't swingers...

    I don't think our relationship would have lasted this long if we weren't swingers...

    Wes Doty02/22/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy anniversary to the one person I'd consider letting play with my anus.

    Happy anniversary to the one person I'd consider letting play with my anus.

    thatcartoonguy02/25/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Lets spend our anniversary Skyping from 1,512 miles away'.

    "Lets spend our anniversary Skyping from 1,512 miles away".

    Justin105099702/27/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Nothing happened, I shaved for nothing.

    Nothing happened, I shaved for nothing.

    BenThere103/15/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I really don't care about your feelings...... I'm just here for the Penis.

    I really don't care about your feelings...... I'm just here for the Penis.

    Katie130665003/27/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. -Martin Luther.

    There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. -Martin Luther.

    Bethany140323804/17/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Anniversary Dear, Lets pretend to love eachother for another 50 years.

    Happy Anniversary Dear, Lets pretend to love eachother for another 50 years.

    Aubry111305904/29/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Everytime we speak I can't breathe because you take my breath away. Not sure what it is you do, all I'm sure of is that I'm crazy about you.

    Everytime we speak I can't breathe because you take my breath away. Not sure what it is you do, all I'm sure of is that I'm crazy about you.

    Aisha132359505/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

    I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

    Cory147661805/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • What you didnt know was that he couldnt wait to get rid of your ass!

    What you didnt know was that he couldnt wait to get rid of your ass!

    Isaac137358605/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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