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My boyfriend hasn't touched me since Diablo 3 came out...
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Happy Anniversary from someone who knows more about your relationship than a third party probably should.
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I'll make you a sandwich, when you make me an orgasm.
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I hope to never refer to you as "my boyfriend at the time."
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If sized mattered, I wouldn't have been with you all those years.
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Mr. Grey prefers brunettes who like to eat. Take that skinny broads.
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stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard.
havo05/21/2012 5.00 (1 votes) -
Let's celebrate this anniversary by getting a long overdue divorce.
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Facebook... Helping stalkers keep it real.
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After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.
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I don't think our relationship would have lasted this long if we weren't swingers...
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Happy anniversary to the one person I'd consider letting play with my anus.
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"Lets spend our anniversary Skyping from 1,512 miles away".
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Nothing happened, I shaved for nothing.
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I really don't care about your feelings...... I'm just here for the Penis.
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There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. -Martin Luther.
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Happy Anniversary Dear, Lets pretend to love eachother for another 50 years.
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Everytime we speak I can't breathe because you take my breath away. Not sure what it is you do, all I'm sure of is that I'm crazy about you.
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I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
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What you didnt know was that he couldnt wait to get rid of your ass!