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  • Let us celebrate the one week anniversary of us having anal sex by having anal sex again.

    Let us celebrate the one week anniversary of us having anal sex by having anal sex again.

    wolffy06/18/2009
    1 sends
    3.71 (7 votes)
  • After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.

    After all this time, my desire to be with you is still slightly stronger than my desire to be single.

    dillon2820x05/23/2010
    1 sends
    4.80 (56 votes)
  • If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.

    If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.

    milopuck12/11/2010
    1 sends
    4.35 (20 votes)
  • I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.

    I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.

    buttermilkskyyy03/17/2011
    1 sends
    3.70 (10 votes)
  • May the next year of your marriage be filled with as much forgettable sex as the last.

    May the next year of your marriage be filled with as much forgettable sex as the last.

    Stephen1259607/07/2011
    1 sends
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Congratulations. It's been two months since I 'ruined' your dry spell.

    Congratulations. It's been two months since I "ruined" your dry spell.

    Jami43004/13/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Have a forgettable 4/20.

    Have a forgettable 4/20.

    JonasPolsky04/19/2012
    1 sends
    3.11 (9 votes)
  • We are never getting out of this alive.

    We are never getting out of this alive.

    2000man05/10/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I forget a lot of things, becasuse you take up most of the space in my mind.

    I forget a lot of things, becasuse you take up most of the space in my mind.

    betharenillo05/12/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Rules for a Happy Marriage: 1. Only yell at eachother if the house is on fire. 2. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. 3. Sex, lots of sex.

    Rules for a Happy Marriage: 1. Only yell at eachother if the house is on fire. 2. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. 3. Sex, lots of sex.

    Laurie1137905/12/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • My boyfriend hasn't touched me since Diablo 3 came out...

    My boyfriend hasn't touched me since Diablo 3 came out...

    CultSanguinius05/12/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • In our vows, I said 'unto death do us part'- I meant your death... just sayin....

    In our vows, I said "unto death do us part"- I meant your death... just sayin....

    Michele892205/16/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Happy Anniversary!

    Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Happy Anniversary!

    Amber157532405/18/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Marriage should have an expiration date; look- ours expired today!

    Marriage should have an expiration date; look- ours expired today!

    Michele892205/18/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm in love with everything about you, including your ass juice.

    I'm in love with everything about you, including your ass juice.

    holmbj105/18/2012
    1 sends
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Don't go BACON my heart. I couldn't if I fried.

    Don't go BACON my heart. I couldn't if I fried.

    AudreyH2905/21/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope to never refer to you as 'my boyfriend at the time.'

    I hope to never refer to you as "my boyfriend at the time."

    bjfreiayesterday
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Is that woman Greek? I think she might be a Greek, check her asshole.

    Is that woman Greek? I think she might be a Greek, check her asshole.

    scopitone08/08/2008
    0 sends
    3.00 (4 votes)
  • I want to be with you forever... or as long as this lasts.

    I want to be with you forever... or as long as this lasts.

    chanie34508/10/2008
    0 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm so glad I clicked Yes on the 'Are You Interested' Application on Facebook.

    I'm so glad I clicked Yes on the "Are You Interested" Application on Facebook.

    nataliexxx08/10/2008
    0 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

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