Sorry about the bruises hun. I like to call it 21st century tough love.
Sorry I seduced your friend...and your cousin...and your sister...and your grandpa.......
Downs syndrome still isn't funny.....
"Unfortunately, your child, like the child on this picture, is ginger."
I'm sorry I came in your eye. Next time be willing to swallow.
My condolences about your dog. I'm sure he's in a better place now.
Cheers to the next 10 years of resentment, and infidelity.
Sorry your colon committed suicide.
THIS WAS THE LOOK ON MY FACE THE FIRST TIME I SAW MOM AND DAD DOING IT.......................
Sorry for not calling you back after our imaginary sex.
that awkward moment when your fart turns into a shart.
I'm sorry that I mistaked your problems for my problems.
Sorry it's awkward to tell you I'll never date you because of our religious differences.
I feel like I have diabetes of the mind.
Honey I am so sorry... Please forgive me. I'll see the Dr. tom about Viagra.
I'm sorry you're actually expecting an apology.
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