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  • I don't care how much you are paying me. I refuse to sing anything by Michael Bolton.

    I don't care how much you are paying me. I refuse to sing anything by Michael Bolton.

    Mike134337805/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • OY VEY SMEAR!......

    OY VEY SMEAR!......

    Heather158447605/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Get over it.

    Get over it.

    KabrinaM05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.

    I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.

    booper05/21/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I am sorry my love, honest. Thinking that my dutch oven could be worse than yours was completely absurd. You are the dutch oven master.

    I am sorry my love, honest. Thinking that my dutch oven could be worse than yours was completely absurd. You are the dutch oven master.

    pixiesammie05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd be a lot better at getting things done if I wasn't so busy imagining you naked all the time.

    I'd be a lot better at getting things done if I wasn't so busy imagining you naked all the time.

    ellzedell05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry, my mistake...I thought you were someone who wasn't dull as fuck.

    Sorry, my mistake...I thought you were someone who wasn't dull as fuck.

    bryony270205/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You are allowed to be stupid. Who gives a shit after all?

    You are allowed to be stupid. Who gives a shit after all?

    KrinostoKtinos05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry you mistook me for someone who gives a shit.

    I'm sorry you mistook me for someone who gives a shit.

    RomanGoddess05/21/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry - my givadam's busted and there's a 3-year waiting list for parts...

    I'm sorry - my givadam's busted and there's a 3-year waiting list for parts...

    RomanGoddess05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry, sir. No dogs allowed.

    I'm sorry, sir. No dogs allowed.

    thegiantholeinyourpants05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry that your nose is now more crooked than your morals.

    Sorry that your nose is now more crooked than your morals.

    Chelsea7271105/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh god, oh god... I hope they dont smell this.

    Oh god, oh god... I hope they dont smell this.

    marioxscene05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry for getting a foot cramp during intercourse.

    I'm sorry for getting a foot cramp during intercourse.

    dmoscato05/20/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm sorry but unless you get paid to have your picture taken and it's in an advertisement, you're not a fucking model.

    I'm sorry but unless you get paid to have your picture taken and it's in an advertisement, you're not a fucking model.

    Lily Odair05/20/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm sorry but buying an expensive camera doesn't make you a photographer.

    I'm sorry but buying an expensive camera doesn't make you a photographer.

    Lily Odair05/20/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Sorry for giving you thrush. ...Twice.

    Sorry for giving you thrush. ...Twice.

    samosa05/20/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry your comment related to food, moderation and yourself was so comical, your 3rd chin even giggled.. and by giggled I mean jiggled.

    I'm sorry your comment related to food, moderation and yourself was so comical, your 3rd chin even giggled.. and by giggled I mean jiggled.

    DuckDuckVodka05/20/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry you mistook my fart for a queef.

    I'm sorry you mistook my fart for a queef.

    Notorious SK05/20/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Sorry your suit would fit Jared...Pre Subway diet.

    Sorry your suit would fit Jared...Pre Subway diet.

    Johnny4255105/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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