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  • Young man, there will come a time in your life when you will catch a serious affliction. It's called 'I don't give a fuck' syndrome. And son, I'm sorry, but there is no known cure.

    Young man, there will come a time in your life when you will catch a serious affliction. It's called "I don't give a fuck" syndrome. And son, I'm sorry, but there is no known cure.

    Chris303318103/29/2014
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  • Haha, she said she lost 20 lbs drinking the 'pink drink'. (maybe it is time I tried it) Patti Ambassador 200569.

    Haha, she said she lost 20 lbs drinking the "pink drink". (maybe it is time I tried it) Patti Ambassador 200569.

    Patti355481503/29/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • One person can't fix a problem, that two created....

    One person can't fix a problem, that two created....

    Elesha120046803/29/2014
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  • My son just got a part in the school play as a married man. Maybe next time he'll get a speaking part.

    My son just got a part in the school play as a married man. Maybe next time he'll get a speaking part.

    Lawrence226222403/28/2014
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  • Awkward plea for forgiveness #2338 I tried to kill you once and now you won't give me another chance?

    Awkward plea for forgiveness #2338 I tried to kill you once and now you won't give me another chance?

    emsmythe03/28/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This is all the fucks I give about your relationships.

    This is all the fucks I give about your relationships.

    Jackie355421503/28/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No, you stay down there until you can explain why you keep peeing in my favorite shoes.

    No, you stay down there until you can explain why you keep peeing in my favorite shoes.

    acbranaman03/28/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Selective memory. Fine with me.

    Selective memory. Fine with me.

    expressboi41103/28/2014
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry you're just discovering that March in the Midwest is still usually cold.

    I'm sorry you're just discovering that March in the Midwest is still usually cold.

    cheesqueen03/27/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry, but this is the typical look a woman gives you when you accidently imply she's flat-chested.

    Sorry, but this is the typical look a woman gives you when you accidently imply she's flat-chested.

    icefirewarden03/26/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • OK Putin...you can keep Crimea if you agree to stop sending that cold air from Siberia through the North Pole and Canada to the United States. We want spring!!!

    OK Putin...you can keep Crimea if you agree to stop sending that cold air from Siberia through the North Pole and Canada to the United States. We want spring!!!

    Stephen318633803/26/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry, I tripped and fell into some feelings... it's okay, I brushed that shit off real quick.

    Sorry, I tripped and fell into some feelings... it's okay, I brushed that shit off real quick.

    Alastair355291003/26/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • OH Joy, I see you have your ugly ass all in MY PINTEREST AGAIN!! How about you move on with that life you claim you love so much and stay the F off of my shit! Move forward troll.

    OH Joy, I see you have your ugly ass all in MY PINTEREST AGAIN!! How about you move on with that life you claim you love so much and stay the F off of my shit! Move forward troll.

    hisclassywife03/26/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.

    Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.

    Dannel331795203/26/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You told me to draw the most accurate depiction of your intelligence.

    You told me to draw the most accurate depiction of your intelligence.

    icefirewarden03/26/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'I think therefore I am... ALWAYS freaking exhausted'. They left out that important factoid.

    "I think therefore I am... ALWAYS freaking exhausted". They left out that important factoid.

    Misty342384403/26/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry that I didn't respond to your message, the universe stopped spinning around you.

    Sorry that I didn't respond to your message, the universe stopped spinning around you.

    PeterTheMighty03/26/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry I cut you off because you didn't politely wave to me earlier when I let you in front me.

    Sorry I cut you off because you didn't politely wave to me earlier when I let you in front me.

    sorrynotsorry1103/25/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry I drove anyway even though you were at the stop sign first.

    Sorry I drove anyway even though you were at the stop sign first.

    sorrynotsorry1103/25/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry about what I said. I did mean it and it won't happen again.

    Sorry about what I said. I did mean it and it won't happen again.

    sorrynotsorry1103/25/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)

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