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  • I'm sorry I ate your food when you left the room and blamed the dog... It was delicious if that makes you feel better.

    I'm sorry I ate your food when you left the room and blamed the dog... It was delicious if that makes you feel better.

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm sorry that while you were complaining about your failed relationship, I found it more interesting to count the tiles on the floor.

    I'm sorry that while you were complaining about your failed relationship, I found it more interesting to count the tiles on the floor.

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Oh I'm so sorry... Do you need me to call you the wambulance?

    Oh I'm so sorry... Do you need me to call you the wambulance?

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

    Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

    Chazz147181005/22/2012
    4.75 (8 votes)
  • Note to self: When you see people that look like Rosie O'Donnell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'Donnell.

    Note to self: When you see people that look like Rosie O'Donnell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'Donnell.

    Amy778015905/02/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • I guess now is a good time I explain the whole herpes thing.

    I guess now is a good time I explain the whole herpes thing.

    nicholsjl05/15/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm sorry the meal I made gave you the shits!

    I'm sorry the meal I made gave you the shits!

    Pam141525305/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Sorry all the bad things I predicted came to be as a direct result of your poor life choices.

    Sorry all the bad things I predicted came to be as a direct result of your poor life choices.

    AnnieGetYourGun05/07/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Oh I forgot! I don't give a fuck.

    Oh I forgot! I don't give a fuck.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm sorry that my jokes are too intellectual for you to understand. I'll try to be simple like you from now on.

    I'm sorry that my jokes are too intellectual for you to understand. I'll try to be simple like you from now on.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Sorry I hurt your feelings and made you cry. I'll try to just crush your soul the next time.

    Sorry I hurt your feelings and made you cry. I'll try to just crush your soul the next time.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • If you asked me what your best feature was... This is what I would show you.

    If you asked me what your best feature was... This is what I would show you.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Did you say something? I was busy paying attention to things that actually matter.

    Did you say something? I was busy paying attention to things that actually matter.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Jesus said he'll keep the gold... But you can have the frankincense and myrrh back.

    Jesus said he'll keep the gold... But you can have the frankincense and myrrh back.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I'm sorry I made a joke, and you're too butthurt to take it.

    I'm sorry I made a joke, and you're too butthurt to take it.

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Break out the umbrellas... Here come the tears of a butthurt person who can't take a joke.

    Break out the umbrellas... Here come the tears of a butthurt person who can't take a joke.

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • You mean to tell me that you guys didn't like my joke? Well, I can't imagine why...

    You mean to tell me that you guys didn't like my joke? Well, I can't imagine why...

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Oh, I'm so sorry. I won't be able to go to your party this weekend because I don't want to.

    Oh, I'm so sorry. I won't be able to go to your party this weekend because I don't want to.

    jvm062504/26/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm sorry I made you think that i was actually going to use a condom.

    I'm sorry I made you think that i was actually going to use a condom.

    jnny3503/30/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I would just like to apologize to you, my dear Irish friend, for the annual defilement of your culture.

    I would just like to apologize to you, my dear Irish friend, for the annual defilement of your culture.

    Rawful03/17/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)

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