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  • I'm sorry that I keep apologizing for things.

    I'm sorry that I keep apologizing for things.

    dustinyo08/13/2010
    4 sends
    4.78 (23 votes)
  • I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.

    I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.

    Ida Claire10/21/2011
    3 sends
    4.63 (35 votes)
  • Sorry that you got mad when I did something I know annoys you.

    Sorry that you got mad when I did something I know annoys you.

    unterekless05/22/2012
    3 sends
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • I'm sorry 'your mom' jokes have lost their flare ever since I actually banged your mom.

    I'm sorry "your mom" jokes have lost their flare ever since I actually banged your mom.

    Awheels72105/17/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dear Lord, please forgive me... I'm going to sin like a motherfucker at Firefly Music Festival.

    Dear Lord, please forgive me... I'm going to sin like a motherfucker at Firefly Music Festival.

    Eric158953505/22/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

    Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

    Chazz147181005/22/2012
    2 sends
    4.75 (8 votes)
  • Sorry I'm not sorry that you didn't understand my sarcasm.

    Sorry I'm not sorry that you didn't understand my sarcasm.

    edscott02/03/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry your car's fuel efficiency is rendered meaningless by the size of your ass.

    Sorry your car's fuel efficiency is rendered meaningless by the size of your ass.

    Marisa457604/05/2011
    1 sends
    4.40 (10 votes)
  • Sorry the speed with which I accepted your friend request terrified you.

    Sorry the speed with which I accepted your friend request terrified you.

    TheApologist06/15/2011
    1 sends
    4.91 (22 votes)
  • Sorry my inability to remove my old food from the office fridge gave you dysentery.

    Sorry my inability to remove my old food from the office fridge gave you dysentery.

    trappedinfargo07/27/2011
    1 sends
    5.00 (5 votes)
  • Sorry your girlfriend told me she's single.

    Sorry your girlfriend told me she's single.

    adelinejessica08/06/2011
    1 sends
    4.18 (17 votes)
  • I'm sorry I didn't console you on your huge stock market loss because I was too focused on budgeting food and gas this week.

    I'm sorry I didn't console you on your huge stock market loss because I was too focused on budgeting food and gas this week.

    coffeewench08/10/2011
    1 sends
    4.39 (23 votes)
  • I apologize in advance for never calling you again after we have sex tonight.

    I apologize in advance for never calling you again after we have sex tonight.

    catesrc09/01/2011
    1 sends
    3.67 (15 votes)
  • Sorry I told everyone you have an eating disorder because you're thinner than me.

    Sorry I told everyone you have an eating disorder because you're thinner than me.

    Megan12443909/11/2011
    1 sends
    4.80 (5 votes)
  • I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

    I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

    cookie monster09/13/2011
    1 sends
    4.71 (35 votes)
  • Sorry you were mean to me when we were little and I grew up to be really hot.

    Sorry you were mean to me when we were little and I grew up to be really hot.

    Kimtacular09/13/2011
    1 sends
    4.87 (31 votes)
  • I'm sorry there's no 'delete history' button for your vagina.

    I'm sorry there's no "delete history" button for your vagina.

    Insolent Trumpet10/04/2011
    1 sends
    5.00 (5 votes)
  • Sorry that your decision to date a bad boy resulted in a boy treating you badly.

    Sorry that your decision to date a bad boy resulted in a boy treating you badly.

    Gravy G11/01/2011
    1 sends
    4.56 (25 votes)
  • Sorry to hear that daylight savings is the only savings you have left.

    Sorry to hear that daylight savings is the only savings you have left.

    badsinger1711/07/2011
    1 sends
    4.14 (22 votes)
  • Sorry Starbucks overcharged you for overpriced coffee beans.

    Sorry Starbucks overcharged you for overpriced coffee beans.

    The Hulk11/15/2011
    1 sends
    3.27 (11 votes)

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