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  • ..three fine looking hookers,gallon of rum...hmm let see ten big puffy's,bucket of chicken lickin.

    ..three fine looking hookers,gallon of rum...hmm let see ten big puffy's,bucket of chicken lickin.

    greenenvy04/24/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And you thought there'd be irony on this card...

    And you thought there'd be irony on this card...

    Lyndsy141210804/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry, were you just talking shit? Thats fine. Your asse's appointment with my shoe is going to be at eight tomorrow. I hope thats a good time.

    I'm sorry, were you just talking shit? Thats fine. Your asse's appointment with my shoe is going to be at eight tomorrow. I hope thats a good time.

    payTNT9804/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I met this asshole. He better get his shit straight or my shoe is gonna meet his asshole.

    I met this asshole. He better get his shit straight or my shoe is gonna meet his asshole.

    payTNT9804/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • He just loves them weiners.

    He just loves them weiners.

    Joey135686404/06/2012
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  • Now wheres that middle finger gone...?

    Now wheres that middle finger gone...?

    Joey135686404/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Well I didn't know when I said I was preganant as a joke on April 1st, I was really preganant.

    Well I didn't know when I said I was preganant as a joke on April 1st, I was really preganant.

    kikome04/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry that my failed attempt at humor on April fools day put you in a suicidal rage.

    Sorry that my failed attempt at humor on April fools day put you in a suicidal rage.

    Kristina239604/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • OMG, can I 'Like' this twice?! No.

    OMG, can I "Like" this twice?! No.

    dabshot04/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for the Fools Day joke with the super glue.

    Thanks for the Fools Day joke with the super glue.

    Hispit04/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The day after April Fool's Day is always the hardest day of the year for me.

    The day after April Fool's Day is always the hardest day of the year for me.

    currageous04/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's April fool's and you pranked on someone. No, that doesn't make you fucking cool you idiot.

    It's April fool's and you pranked on someone. No, that doesn't make you fucking cool you idiot.

    Vana133303704/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You don't need to celebrate April Fools day because you're a joke everyday.

    You don't need to celebrate April Fools day because you're a joke everyday.

    Frederick1804/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The only thing Facebook was good for on April Fool's Day was helping me realize who my EXTREMELY gullible friends are.

    The only thing Facebook was good for on April Fool's Day was helping me realize who my EXTREMELY gullible friends are.

    margarrett0804/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What's this? I'm giving a fuck about your life? HA. April Fool's.

    What's this? I'm giving a fuck about your life? HA. April Fool's.

    little_teapot04/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Don't play an April fools prank on me if you don't want to end up like this Sincerely All of your friends.

    Don't play an April fools prank on me if you don't want to end up like this Sincerely All of your friends.

    Presley116232404/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry for agreeing to try anal and then promptly reminding you that it's April Fool's Day.

    Sorry for agreeing to try anal and then promptly reminding you that it's April Fool's Day.

    shea212804/01/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • That positive pregnancy test prank you posted on facebook is super original and also, hilarious.

    That positive pregnancy test prank you posted on facebook is super original and also, hilarious.

    arealz04/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • For April Fool's day, she put on Facebook she was pregnant. She's such a whore, I didn't know whether to believe it or not.

    For April Fool's day, she put on Facebook she was pregnant. She's such a whore, I didn't know whether to believe it or not.

    emadden04/01/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • On April Fools Day, I want you to crash thru my front door and yell 'Merry Christmas, douchebags!' and then take a dump on the floor.

    On April Fools Day, I want you to crash thru my front door and yell "Merry Christmas, douchebags!" and then take a dump on the floor.

    ghfool04/01/2012
    3.50 (2 votes)

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