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  • For April Fool's Day, I'm going to trick myself into believing that my life is worth living.

    For April Fool's Day, I'm going to trick myself into believing that my life is worth living.

    mehmehmehmeh04/01/2009
    4.52 (23 votes)
  • 'He put water in your Butter Pecan Ice Cream Container!!? Fuck That!'

    "He put water in your Butter Pecan Ice Cream Container!!? Fuck That!"

    Frank202611307/13/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Whadda ya mean this isn't a costume party??

    Whadda ya mean this isn't a costume party??

    bryans06050407/13/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No, I don't have herpes, today.

    No, I don't have herpes, today.

    Chad355677204/01/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Make sure you light the bag and run.

    Make sure you light the bag and run.

    Elena354787903/27/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Yeah, I think you are all totally the bomb... April-Fools, bitches.

    Yeah, I think you are all totally the bomb... April-Fools, bitches.

    drewbydewby03/31/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • April Fool's is essentially a day of lying, a theme in which I like to continue everyday.

    April Fool's is essentially a day of lying, a theme in which I like to continue everyday.

    oliverparmenter04/02/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry about the April Fool's prank I played on you. Let's just hope the judge has a sense of humor.

    Sorry about the April Fool's prank I played on you. Let's just hope the judge has a sense of humor.

    solmom04/01/2013
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • I promise not to make an April Fools' joke about being pregnant, for fear of looking like a slut.

    I promise not to make an April Fools' joke about being pregnant, for fear of looking like a slut.

    FLGirly48404/01/2012
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • I swallow....... Haha April Fool's!

    I swallow....... Haha April Fool's!

    AndyGirl13 03/20/2012
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • Do not start with your April Fool's shit.

    Do not start with your April Fool's shit.

    onemain8804/01/2012
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • The best April Fool's joke would be for our government to act with common sense.

    The best April Fool's joke would be for our government to act with common sense.

    tiny.e03/30/2011
    3.75 (4 votes)
  • Um, hi, yes... Is a pregnancy test capable of playing an April Fool's Day joke on you?

    Um, hi, yes... Is a pregnancy test capable of playing an April Fool's Day joke on you?

    kmbrown203/17/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm sorry, were you just talking shit? Thats fine. Your asse's appointment with my shoe is going to be at eight tomorrow. I hope thats a good time.

    I'm sorry, were you just talking shit? Thats fine. Your asse's appointment with my shoe is going to be at eight tomorrow. I hope thats a good time.

    payTNT9804/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I met this asshole. He better get his shit straight or my shoe is gonna meet his asshole.

    I met this asshole. He better get his shit straight or my shoe is gonna meet his asshole.

    payTNT9804/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • OMG, can I 'Like' this twice?! No.

    OMG, can I "Like" this twice?! No.

    dabshot04/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Even if you do something nice today, I'll assume you're being a dick and try to hurt you.

    Even if you do something nice today, I'll assume you're being a dick and try to hurt you.

    fess98704/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I just want to say I love you & I want to marry you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you... Happy april fool's day sweetheart.

    I just want to say I love you & I want to marry you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you... Happy april fool's day sweetheart.

    bigdaddyfatsacks10/07/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I couldn't think of any clever pranks this year, so I sent your whole family a tasteful photo of my balls.

    I couldn't think of any clever pranks this year, so I sent your whole family a tasteful photo of my balls.

    wearsch03/26/2009
    4.30 (76 votes)
  • Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day.

    Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day.

    rebelzombiegirl04/01/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)

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