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  • Just a reminder that fuckers who pull pranks on me on April 1st get a pile of my shit on their desks on April 2nd.

    Just a reminder that fuckers who pull pranks on me on April 1st get a pile of my shit on their desks on April 2nd.

    ohcleverusername03/23/2012
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  • Let's turn April Fool's Day into just another faux holiday in which it becomes socially acceptable to day drink.

    Let's turn April Fool's Day into just another faux holiday in which it becomes socially acceptable to day drink.

    trelanka03/22/2012
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  • I promise not to make anymore 5am prank calls crying that I was arrested for prostitution.

    I promise not to make anymore 5am prank calls crying that I was arrested for prostitution.

    Stephanie106963803/02/2012
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  • Guess What? It's National I Give A Fuck Day!!

    Guess What? It's National I Give A Fuck Day!!

    crazedgal03/04/2012
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  • You put the 'fool' in April Fool's day.

    You put the "fool" in April Fool's day.

    annie mouse03/04/2012
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  • According to Rush Limbaugh, Cosmo should be called Sluts Monthly.

    According to Rush Limbaugh, Cosmo should be called Sluts Monthly.

    Serianna103/05/2012
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  • But your ad on e-Harmony said you are 6 feet tall with a great sense of fashion!'

    But your ad on e-Harmony said you are 6 feet tall with a great sense of fashion!"

    Dennis119883203/06/2012
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  • Don't worry, Only people with clean hair get head lice ;).

    Don't worry, Only people with clean hair get head lice ;).

    panacea8103/08/2012
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  • Sneak a boullion cube up in h'yah~ screw my chit back on straight~ people come & wash their hands in BROTH oh yeah...

    Sneak a boullion cube up in h'yah~ screw my chit back on straight~ people come & wash their hands in BROTH oh yeah...

    Dame Fiddaun03/12/2012
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  • I always wait until April Fool's Day to trick myself out of my New Year's resolutions.

    I always wait until April Fool's Day to trick myself out of my New Year's resolutions.

    buttermilkskyyy03/13/2012
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  • Are you certain that April Fool's email wasn't clicked 'reply to all?'

    Are you certain that April Fool's email wasn't clicked "reply to all?"

    NateDay03/13/2012
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  • Um, hi, yes... Is a pregnancy test capable of playing an April Fool's Day joke on you?

    Um, hi, yes... Is a pregnancy test capable of playing an April Fool's Day joke on you?

    kmbrown203/17/2012
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  • I find that if you act weird enough, people leave you alone.

    I find that if you act weird enough, people leave you alone.

    Matt75754603/18/2012
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  • The zombie apocolypse is coming! Now you are in charge of my hair piece. If it lifts, fix it. If I become a zombie, chop my head off and glue that shit down!

    The zombie apocolypse is coming! Now you are in charge of my hair piece. If it lifts, fix it. If I become a zombie, chop my head off and glue that shit down!

    tululablue03/19/2012
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  • I swallow....... Haha April Fool's!

    I swallow....... Haha April Fool's!

    AndyGirl13 03/20/2012
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  • Sorry, but I thought the size of your penis was an April Fools joke.

    Sorry, but I thought the size of your penis was an April Fools joke.

    jazbeth03/20/2012
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  • I plan to spend April Fool's Day remembering all of the pranks I thought of last year but completely forgot to execute this year.

    I plan to spend April Fool's Day remembering all of the pranks I thought of last year but completely forgot to execute this year.

    trelanka03/22/2012
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  • Yes, I read and agree to the Terms of Service. April Fool's.

    Yes, I read and agree to the Terms of Service. April Fool's.

    okawaiidesu03/22/2012
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  • April Fool's Day is the one time we can hide in the closet with pointy and deadly objects and not feel self-conscious about society's views on us.

    April Fool's Day is the one time we can hide in the closet with pointy and deadly objects and not feel self-conscious about society's views on us.

    Jacob132517203/31/2012
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  • The human race will be just fine.................I'm just fucking with you you're all gonna die!!! APRIL FOOLS!!

    The human race will be just fine.................I'm just fucking with you you're all gonna die!!! APRIL FOOLS!!

    shaun south03/31/2012
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