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Seasonal
In explaining the history of Halloween to my son he innocently asked if the Druids has a reality show. Nice.
OCTOBER 31ST, 2009
1.00 (1 votes)
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Seasonal
Bangs.... Cheaper than Botox.
OCTOBER 31ST, 2009
3.00 (2 votes)
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Seasonal
Looks like that Pussycat Dolls costume from Lane Bryant isn't working as planned.
OCTOBER 31ST, 2009
3.88 (8 votes)
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Flirting
Was just about to watch some RedTube, rub one out, eat some mintchip ice cream and have a disco nap. Wanna come?
SEPTEMBER 2ND, 2009
1.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
Oh not much, just about to rub one out, watch some "Hart-to-Hart" and have some skittles.
SEPTEMBER 2ND, 2009
2.71 (7 votes)
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Confession
Picking your nose with your pinky finger doesn't change things.
SEPTEMBER 2ND, 2009
3.83 (6 votes)
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Flirting
I want you to touch me everywhere, but not in that weird 'Steve Wilkos' guest way.
APRIL 1ST, 2009
3.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
Your chronic whining and squeaky wheel remarks has made you the attention whore you deserve to be.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.25 (4 votes)
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Thinking of You
Thanks for pointing out how great a porn 'stache is in hiding a dirty sanchez.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.00 (6 votes)
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Cry for Help
So you let kids take candy and sit on a strange oldman's lap to stimulate local economy and the NAMBLA winter membership drive?
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
1.00 (5 votes)
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Apology
Sorry the Acai Berry diet didn't give you the flat supple stomach your Oprah watchin' ass was expecting.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.20 (5 votes)
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Confession
I was the one who submitted a "Post Secret" about your Boss' vintage Merkin collection.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
1.00 (3 votes)
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Flirting
I don't know about you but I could go for some mutual masterbation, nachos, and a disco nap about now.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.60 (5 votes)
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Family
The apparent over use of the terminolgy found on Urban Dictionary in our Wedding vows was a bit exessive.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.00 (5 votes)
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Flirting
Babe, I hate to break it to you but you can't get Cleveland Steamers at Red Lobster.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.40 (5 votes)
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Confession
I Would Thank God It's Friday, But I Am An Aethiest.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.11 (9 votes)
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Encouragement
The fact that you know that you annoy me, annoys me even more. Sadly, you know that too.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.43 (7 votes)
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Confession
You know hun, I think the last thing you need is another "psychic friend".
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
1.80 (5 votes)
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Confession
Realizing he had the personality of a roadside tennis shoe made his feeble attempts to be attractive just plain embarassing.
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
1.75 (4 votes)
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Courtesy Hello
You've been annoyingly obnoxious since high school, why stop now?
JANUARY 23RD, 2009
2.20 (5 votes)
