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  • Congratulations on a successful birth. Millions of people do it every day, but YOU'RE special!

    Congratulations on a successful birth. Millions of people do it every day, but YOU'RE special!

    Mothshade6 hours ago
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  • I'm so happy you didn't swallow this bundle of joy, could have ended up floating in the toilet bowl.

    I'm so happy you didn't swallow this bundle of joy, could have ended up floating in the toilet bowl.

    Herpal17 hours ago
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  • What do you mean, 'because there was a birth control recall?'

    What do you mean, "because there was a birth control recall?"

    jslowell23 hours ago
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  • Aristocrats on sale HAHAHAHAHA.

    Aristocrats on sale HAHAHAHAHA.

    Devin271723 hours ago
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  • In 2012, birth control will be just as effective as Tom Brady.

    In 2012, birth control will be just as effective as Tom Brady.

    jslowell23 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on having a baby that I will repeatedly decline to hold.

    Congratulations on having a baby that I will repeatedly decline to hold.

    Alicia3954yesterday
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  • I'm worried for your unborn child.

    I'm worried for your unborn child.

    delaneymanningyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'We brought him home from the hospital just yesterday. Want to hold him?'

    "We brought him home from the hospital just yesterday. Want to hold him?"

    naboombooyesterday
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  • Congratulations its a boy! Now you can finally fulfill that fantasy of having titty milk on your corn flakes.

    Congratulations its a boy! Now you can finally fulfill that fantasy of having titty milk on your corn flakes.

    pgodzboomyesterday
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  • Congratulations again on your new baby!! I know you'll dearly love her because no one adopted her.

    Congratulations again on your new baby!! I know you'll dearly love her because no one adopted her.

    One_Dichotomyyesterday
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  • Funny ... I could have sworn there was a baby in this blanket a minute ago...

    Funny ... I could have sworn there was a baby in this blanket a minute ago...

    mallardie02/05/2012
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  • 18 Years...18 Years! She had one of your kids, got you for 18 years.......

    18 Years...18 Years! She had one of your kids, got you for 18 years.......

    Michael9726602/04/2012
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  • When you condemn the souls of millions to a purgatory of ceaseless agony, just remember, you will always be my little Dark Lord.

    When you condemn the souls of millions to a purgatory of ceaseless agony, just remember, you will always be my little Dark Lord.

    blitzcat02/04/2012
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  • 'Fifty bucks for the pair.'

    "Fifty bucks for the pair."

    Christopher1100602/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The start to any good horror movie begins with an innocent yet slightly demonic child's toy.

    The start to any good horror movie begins with an innocent yet slightly demonic child's toy.

    Alaina823802/04/2012
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  • A New Baby? Yikes! Eeh, I mean Congratulations!

    A New Baby? Yikes! Eeh, I mean Congratulations!

    Kostas102/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • christina aguilera overcame her addiction with eating babys to gain their inocence. so can you.

    christina aguilera overcame her addiction with eating babys to gain their inocence. so can you.

    benwalz02/03/2012
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  • Congratulations on fulfilling your biological destiny.

    Congratulations on fulfilling your biological destiny.

    allison.harshberger02/03/2012
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  • Got any good 'dead-baby' jokes?

    Got any good 'dead-baby' jokes?

    anthony48202/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh, hi. That's funny; I don't remember inviting you into the bathroom with me.

    Oh, hi. That's funny; I don't remember inviting you into the bathroom with me.

    cheapskatemama02/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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