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    Unlike this baby, this hot tub is all mine.

    ryanitos 12 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations on your natural child birth.

    bretsky yesterday
    2.00 (2 votes)

  • mustard

    dwighttttt 08/30/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Now that the baby is here, you can successfully guilt friends and family into doing the chores that you hate.

    Margot30797 08/27/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • KILL BABIES IN FRONT OF CHURCHES

    AJ869101 08/26/2010
    3.00 (4 votes)

  • Congratulations on your baby,which if I'm being honest, looks pretty much like all of the other babies I've ever seen.

    mjonharr 08/24/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Thanks for letting me hold your baby for a little while and then hand it back to you.

    bpg130 08/20/2010
    4.25 (12 votes)

  • It happens too often to be a miracle.

    Wittypro 08/20/2010
    5.00 (3 votes)

  • Congrats on proving you can reproduce.

    Wittypro 08/20/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Here's to hoping you don't get all your parenting skills from Teen Mom episodes.

    kristenfredrick 08/18/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • You're pregnant?!

    Jlove44 08/17/2010
    2.75 (4 votes)

  • Here grandma, hopefully this gift can fill the void left by the death of grandpa.

    Aames1127 08/16/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • If you're going to be my mother, give me a fucking drink.

    patsydog 08/12/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Thanks for telling everyone about the fact that you're pregnant long before you're supposed to.

    Christopher10206 08/12/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Here's to hoping that our significant others will not describe sex-after-baby as "throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

    eludwig 08/11/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • You have the most beautiful anchor baby in all the boarder states.

    clutch234 08/10/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • I don't care if you're having a boy or a girl, just that it's one or the other.

    amoroze 08/10/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Tired from your delivery? That's understandable after shoving an object the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of a lemon...

    matteox3 08/10/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • They only got married because that skank got knocked-up.

    cRuss 08/09/2010
    2.00 (4 votes)

  • I've rented out your uterus to a person without a job, health insurance, or US citizenship... I feel so American!

    mtnsinglespeed 08/09/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)
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