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  • Pregnant, sober and toxin free. A woman on the edge!!

    Pregnant, sober and toxin free. A woman on the edge!!

    peridot44yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Smell it now, and learn to like it.

    Smell it now, and learn to like it.

    pickleme00705/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So your having a babyshower? Does that include a bunch of woman, drinks and free food? I'm in!

    So your having a babyshower? Does that include a bunch of woman, drinks and free food? I'm in!

    GSuazo05/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We have a pool going on when you will start to show.

    We have a pool going on when you will start to show.

    Colleen1473705/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Yes, honey. Mommy loves you. But Mommy also loves wine, which is why you're not getting a baby brother.

    Yes, honey. Mommy loves you. But Mommy also loves wine, which is why you're not getting a baby brother.

    Ashlee156024205/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'My kids? The majority of my kids were flushed or halted by a fun little piece of plastic. The lucky ones were eaten alive.' Austin H.

    "My kids? The majority of my kids were flushed or halted by a fun little piece of plastic. The lucky ones were eaten alive." Austin H.

    UntsUnts05/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And now, the N.W.A. classic, 'Fuck tha Police.'

    And now, the N.W.A. classic, "Fuck tha Police."

    robertpartridge05/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's celebrate the growth of the overpopulation!

    Let's celebrate the growth of the overpopulation!

    pc000505/11/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Your perfect Sunday afternoon will soon be ruined because of my damn fetus.

    Your perfect Sunday afternoon will soon be ruined because of my damn fetus.

    meowsus04/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Why yes, I'd love attend your baby shower and contribute to the 'kids my rude friend can't afford' fund.

    Why yes, I'd love attend your baby shower and contribute to the "kids my rude friend can't afford" fund.

    jaigurudevaom404/26/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I signed the consent form to be an emergency contact.

    I signed the consent form to be an emergency contact.

    Corey136733604/23/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Fine, don't have an abortion! Will you at least accept this Pit Bull rescue as a peace offering?!?

    Fine, don't have an abortion! Will you at least accept this Pit Bull rescue as a peace offering?!?

    Timmit2203/27/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Meet Carl. Baby shower crasher.

    Meet Carl. Baby shower crasher.

    anto03/13/2012
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • Suck it up....You are 2nd! Ya big baby.

    Suck it up....You are 2nd! Ya big baby.

    Jason122622403/11/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • You are so not cute...you obvioulsy take after your father, not me.

    You are so not cute...you obvioulsy take after your father, not me.

    maxsmom03/03/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • When your comback to everything as a child was 'because it's a free country.'

    When your comback to everything as a child was 'because it's a free country.'

    LostInHeroes02/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • A good example of the importance of contraception is the existence of Rick Santorum.

    A good example of the importance of contraception is the existence of Rick Santorum.

    Anna3396002/23/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Guess who got knocked up again...

    Guess who got knocked up again...

    bengarno02/20/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Can I see the prize to this shower game so I can gauge the level of my involvement and competition?

    Can I see the prize to this shower game so I can gauge the level of my involvement and competition?

    ldahi102/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your baby shower is going to be off the hook.

    Your baby shower is going to be off the hook.

    Geoff8124002/19/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)

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