I think we can all safely agree: Babies ruin everything.
I know what you did last summer.
I'll try not to judge you for procreating.
We named you 'Skyy' because your pregnancy was caused by your mothers love of alocohol.
Hunny, what do you think about Piss Yellow for the baby's room?
This world really needed another asshole with your genetic fuck ups.
Your kid is not gifted because she found her feet...but she may be "special". She's five.
Congratulations, on convincing him, that your unborn fetus is his!
Congratulations, you're having a GIRL. Sixteen years from now, she'll be blowing the boy next door.
All of a sudden you hear Maurray say "John you are NOT the father of Jane's baby".
Heard that you're going to be a Dad....... YOU SHOULD OF PULLED OUT QUICKER.
I'm hot, You're hot, Let's make a baby.
One day, some poor kid is going to have to refer to Snooki as "Mommy".
This isnt a bib. Bitch put my cape on backwards.
In 9 months we will be witness to a population boom. Known as the "Fifty Shades babies".
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Isn't this how we got that thing in the first place?
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