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  • Changing a babies nappy is actually a lot less like a Pampers advert & a lot more like wrestling a sack of snakes.

    Changing a babies nappy is actually a lot less like a Pampers advert & a lot more like wrestling a sack of snakes.

    donkey196902/25/2014
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • 'And too think....I almost swallowed you'.

    "And too think....I almost swallowed you".

    DigitalCreator02/25/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My nesting instincts are battling viciously with my constant nausea and fatigue.

    My nesting instincts are battling viciously with my constant nausea and fatigue.

    Rachel233069502/24/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My grandma isn't old,she wears a diaper, she falls down alot,gets food on her clothes,her shoes dont match and she goes to bed early.I think she is pretty cool!

    My grandma isn't old,she wears a diaper, she falls down alot,gets food on her clothes,her shoes dont match and she goes to bed early.I think she is pretty cool!

    Kay352452102/24/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My beautiful child, I love you, but you get right on my tits.

    My beautiful child, I love you, but you get right on my tits.

    Rebecca353394902/23/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Think of me as the Uncle that keeps my Niece and Nephew up real late, gives them loud annoying toys, and occasionally sneaks them a gallon of ice cream.

    Think of me as the Uncle that keeps my Niece and Nephew up real late, gives them loud annoying toys, and occasionally sneaks them a gallon of ice cream.

    Tara353269902/21/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Welcome to my sausage factory.

    Welcome to my sausage factory.

    donkey196902/21/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sit back down!!! The baby just fell asleep. What, are you thinking man?

    Sit back down!!! The baby just fell asleep. What, are you thinking man?

    Michael349730902/20/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Safety guidelines, schmafety guidelines. I am clearly smarter than a doctor or all the people who have researched scientific data to back up these guidelines.

    Safety guidelines, schmafety guidelines. I am clearly smarter than a doctor or all the people who have researched scientific data to back up these guidelines.

    divainlaw02/18/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Sometimes, when I get sad about not having kids, I sleep until noon, don't cook or do laundry for a week, watch everything but cartoons and buy myself a gift.

    Sometimes, when I get sad about not having kids, I sleep until noon, don't cook or do laundry for a week, watch everything but cartoons and buy myself a gift.

    LeAnne352020402/18/2014
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I don't care who you are, when a child calls your imaginary phone. You answer it.

    I don't care who you are, when a child calls your imaginary phone. You answer it.

    Ashlyn353047402/17/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Aww, what a precious gift from God!' ...is what you should say to people instead of ... 'DAMN, that baby is ugly!' Manners matter...

    'Aww, what a precious gift from God!' ...is what you should say to people instead of ... 'DAMN, that baby is ugly!' Manners matter...

    1Mockingjay4All02/17/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Yay! He's not ugly!

    Yay! He's not ugly!

    A.m.352948802/15/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Next time I ask you to get snipped, fucking do it.

    Next time I ask you to get snipped, fucking do it.

    A.m.352948802/15/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you don't take this crying baby right now, I'm throwing both of you out the window.

    If you don't take this crying baby right now, I'm throwing both of you out the window.

    A.m.352948802/15/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Dear caralynn please stop begging for things! Hey if you don't like being broke Maybe you should get a job? Begging for things is NOT a job!

    Dear caralynn please stop begging for things! Hey if you don't like being broke Maybe you should get a job? Begging for things is NOT a job!

    Kristal352944702/15/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulation! Now you will realize what an annoying little bitch you were growing up and always will be. Let the vicious circle begin!!

    Congratulation! Now you will realize what an annoying little bitch you were growing up and always will be. Let the vicious circle begin!!

    Sumita352396602/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sometimes I look at a kid and think.. Damn.. You better be funny.

    Sometimes I look at a kid and think.. Damn.. You better be funny.

    weejoe8502/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your crying is the reason I'm not pressured to go anywhere Thanks kid.

    Your crying is the reason I'm not pressured to go anywhere Thanks kid.

    Ulva352717902/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sometimes when my Husband whines about needing a break I hum 'cats in the cradle'.

    Sometimes when my Husband whines about needing a break I hum "cats in the cradle".

    ginapowell02/12/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)

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