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What do you mean I have to wait till the fall for a new Aerosmith record?
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It's not even like that, you've got a dirty mind.
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Do I need to get engaged to have a bachelorette party?
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Enjoy your last night of freedom. Get ready for a life of babies, a cranky husband, and cankles. Oh, and congrats on the wedding.
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Contract/rules for a bachelor party? Thanks for the emergency toilet paper, pimpin'.
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Perfect. I can wear this when we go see NKOTB pretend that they are still 23.
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When she asked for money I didn't have any bills on me so I slipped a loonie between her boobs and now Im all itchy.
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I cordially invite you to come get shitfaced with me in celebration of my upcoming nuptials.
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I cordially invite you to take compromising photos of me at my bachelorette party.
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Can a nigga get a table dance?
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Bee-Gees music playing in my head, dressed as McLovin, football in my hand, struttin' and taking a pose to fart. Smelling it. Im a man.
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"Sarc"= my second favorite "asm".
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My bachelorette/Pure Romance party will be very similar to the bachelor party in that we will be showing off to see who has the best dong.
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Having a Pure Romance Party for your Bachelorette Party will leave me with entirely too much information about your honeymoon.
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Meg's bachelorette party? Damnit! Another weekend where I'm not the center of attention.
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Hey, fellas. I just brought out a fresh tray of shut the fuck up!
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What light through yonder window breaks! It is her breast, and Juliet is a slut.
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Your Pure Romance party will be the best one I've been invited to this month...
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Excuse me, sir? You want me to stick my finger in your what?!
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Let's celebrate Erin's Bachelorette by drinking too much, and then worrying if the pictures will show up on Facebook.