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  • What do you mean I have to wait till the fall for a new Aerosmith record?

    What do you mean I have to wait till the fall for a new Aerosmith record?

    Angie158163705/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It's not even like that, you've got a dirty mind.

    It's not even like that, you've got a dirty mind.

    Ellison157697705/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Do I need to get engaged to have a bachelorette party?

    Do I need to get engaged to have a bachelorette party?

    Georgina10505/17/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Enjoy your last night of freedom. Get ready for a life of babies, a cranky husband, and cankles. Oh, and congrats on the wedding.

    Enjoy your last night of freedom. Get ready for a life of babies, a cranky husband, and cankles. Oh, and congrats on the wedding.

    tdizzle11905/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Contract/rules for a bachelor party? Thanks for the emergency toilet paper, pimpin'.

    Contract/rules for a bachelor party? Thanks for the emergency toilet paper, pimpin'.

    JJ4138505/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Perfect. I can wear this when we go see NKOTB pretend that they are still 23.

    Perfect. I can wear this when we go see NKOTB pretend that they are still 23.

    chicken 42505/08/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • When she asked for money I didn't have any bills on me so I slipped a loonie between her boobs and now Im all itchy.

    When she asked for money I didn't have any bills on me so I slipped a loonie between her boobs and now Im all itchy.

    rustedshut4505/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I cordially invite you to come get shitfaced with me in celebration of my upcoming nuptials.

    I cordially invite you to come get shitfaced with me in celebration of my upcoming nuptials.

    juunebug05/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I cordially invite you to take compromising photos of me at my bachelorette party.

    I cordially invite you to take compromising photos of me at my bachelorette party.

    juunebug05/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Can a nigga get a table dance?

    Can a nigga get a table dance?

    JJ4138505/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Bee-Gees music playing in my head, dressed as McLovin, football in my hand, struttin' and taking a pose to fart. Smelling it. Im a man.

    Bee-Gees music playing in my head, dressed as McLovin, football in my hand, struttin' and taking a pose to fart. Smelling it. Im a man.

    Serpico_05/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Sarc'= my second favorite 'asm'.

    "Sarc"= my second favorite "asm".

    t.d. cooper05/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • My bachelorette/Pure Romance party will be very similar to the bachelor party in that we will be showing off to see who has the best dong.

    My bachelorette/Pure Romance party will be very similar to the bachelor party in that we will be showing off to see who has the best dong.

    Amy119820305/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Having a Pure Romance Party for your Bachelorette Party will leave me with entirely too much information about your honeymoon.

    Having a Pure Romance Party for your Bachelorette Party will leave me with entirely too much information about your honeymoon.

    Amy119820305/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Meg's bachelorette party? Damnit! Another weekend where I'm not the center of attention.

    Meg's bachelorette party? Damnit! Another weekend where I'm not the center of attention.

    s6mcginnis04/30/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hey, fellas. I just brought out a fresh tray of shut the fuck up!

    Hey, fellas. I just brought out a fresh tray of shut the fuck up!

    geese192004/28/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • What light through yonder window breaks! It is her breast, and Juliet is a slut.

    What light through yonder window breaks! It is her breast, and Juliet is a slut.

    Nicholas-Jordan141339904/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your Pure Romance party will be the best one I've been invited to this month...

    Your Pure Romance party will be the best one I've been invited to this month...

    Amy119820304/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Excuse me, sir? You want me to stick my finger in your what?!

    Excuse me, sir? You want me to stick my finger in your what?!

    WinkyKid5504/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's celebrate Erin's Bachelorette by drinking too much, and then worrying if the pictures will show up on Facebook.

    Let's celebrate Erin's Bachelorette by drinking too much, and then worrying if the pictures will show up on Facebook.

    LinsNicole04/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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