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  • Let's party like it's 1789!

    Let's party like it's 1789!

    Samuel.ford104/30/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • You're such a douchebag I'm surprised we haven't dated each other yet.

    You're such a douchebag I'm surprised we haven't dated each other yet.

    Natasha110929304/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Bacon socks. The worst invention ever.

    Bacon socks. The worst invention ever.

    Brian9163202/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • SEX ROBOT NO ACCEPT IN THAT OROPHICE.

    SEX ROBOT NO ACCEPT IN THAT OROPHICE.

    ryanmills31911/29/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry to report the death of the French fry to Del Taco's new Funnel Cake Fries.

    I'm sorry to report the death of the French fry to Del Taco's new Funnel Cake Fries.

    AndreaCaspari07/18/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's exchange our annual 5-course, wine-paired Bastille Day feast for drinking kale juice then sweating it all out in a bikram class.

    Let's exchange our annual 5-course, wine-paired Bastille Day feast for drinking kale juice then sweating it all out in a bikram class.

    semichel07/14/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Bastille Day, bitches.

    Happy Bastille Day, bitches.

    e-ca07/14/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Bastille Day cake recipe called for seven sticks of butter, but it needs about three more. Maybe five.

    This Bastille Day cake recipe called for seven sticks of butter, but it needs about three more. Maybe five.

    synapticblur07/14/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's celebrate Bastille Day by listening to the Rush song and pretending we know what Bastille day really is.

    Let's celebrate Bastille Day by listening to the Rush song and pretending we know what Bastille day really is.

    Buzzbot07/01/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Screw the 4th of July, let's celebrate Bastille Day.

    Screw the 4th of July, let's celebrate Bastille Day.

    dalbares06/28/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I know it's not Bastille Day, what what the fuck is Bastille Day?

    I know it's not Bastille Day, what what the fuck is Bastille Day?

    bradymh03/18/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's times like these, I wish that I had been the one to be exiled on Waterloo.

    It's times like these, I wish that I had been the one to be exiled on Waterloo.

    lianaperez12/24/2010
    3.00 (3 votes)
  • 'I'm so invested in our relationship that I reread all of our gchats!!'

    "I'm so invested in our relationship that I reread all of our gchats!!"

    leonmurray09/29/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Pardon my French, but happy fucking Bastille Day.

    Pardon my French, but happy fucking Bastille Day.

    wdouglas07/15/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Bastille Day to someone whose oh-so-sexy name I still can't quite prounounce correctly.

    Happy Bastille Day to someone whose oh-so-sexy name I still can't quite prounounce correctly.

    scarletphlox07/14/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This Bastille Day, let's get so hammered that we will be willing to discuss exactly what Bastille Day is about.

    This Bastille Day, let's get so hammered that we will be willing to discuss exactly what Bastille Day is about.

    Statboy06/04/2010
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • This Bastille Day, I remember fondly the day I escaped from the fetid and soul-sucking prison of your skankiness.

    This Bastille Day, I remember fondly the day I escaped from the fetid and soul-sucking prison of your skankiness.

    misspm06/04/2010
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Birthday and Bastille day to an even bigger pussy than France.

    Happy Birthday and Bastille day to an even bigger pussy than France.

    candynickel05/25/2010
    3.75 (4 votes)
  • WWJVJD?

    WWJVJD?

    ktjster11/11/2009
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • I'm not sure exactly what the significance of Bastille Day is, but we should probably celebrate by getting completely hammered.

    I'm not sure exactly what the significance of Bastille Day is, but we should probably celebrate by getting completely hammered.

    anonymous108/07/2009
    4.00 (4 votes)

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