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  • You can put lipstick on a human, but it's still a human! Frankly, the thought is a little sickening if you ask me...

    You can put lipstick on a human, but it's still a human! Frankly, the thought is a little sickening if you ask me...

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
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  • I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap me when I'm being a fatass.

    I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap me when I'm being a fatass.

    Kaitlyn354251703/08/2014
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  • Bacon in the burger? Seems legit.

    Bacon in the burger? Seems legit.

    Cara248409102/10/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't Skinny Dip.... I Chunky Dunk!

    I don't Skinny Dip.... I Chunky Dunk!

    Ashley349843301/02/2014
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  • Yup! That's where stew comes from. 3-4 seniors sitting in a hot tub for 2-3 hrs. So thick your fork stands up in it! Those aren't potatoes. Hungry?

    Yup! That's where stew comes from. 3-4 seniors sitting in a hot tub for 2-3 hrs. So thick your fork stands up in it! Those aren't potatoes. Hungry?

    Thomas296839612/20/2013
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  • If I start drinking Plexus Slim now I can be in that bikini before Summer gets here!

    If I start drinking Plexus Slim now I can be in that bikini before Summer gets here!

    TNPlexusCarol12/16/2013
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  • Come to my pool party. I'll give you blue berries. Its really delicious, it actually killed Marty!

    Come to my pool party. I'll give you blue berries. Its really delicious, it actually killed Marty!

    Yanqing348277912/08/2013
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  • Can you believe it? She's still wasting money on extensions! I love my 3D Lashes!

    Can you believe it? She's still wasting money on extensions! I love my 3D Lashes!

    Angel345932111/04/2013
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  • If 'It Works' then why are all the distributors so fat?

    If "It Works" then why are all the distributors so fat?

    Kara338303410/11/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Welcome to our OOL party. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way.....

    Welcome to our OOL party. Notice there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way.....

    mr_druggist09/29/2013
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  • This little piggy is going to market! With a little bow he'd be adorable! With a little smoke he'll be delicious.

    This little piggy is going to market! With a little bow he'd be adorable! With a little smoke he'll be delicious.

    Trevor341253709/14/2013
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  • sorry. i only fuck guys born in the 80s.

    sorry. i only fuck guys born in the 80s.

    César260610107/21/2013
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  • 'Really Bob, even the dog is embarrassed by that Speedo.'

    "Really Bob, even the dog is embarrassed by that Speedo."

    Patricia337843707/20/2013
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  • ...and then, you'll just wait in the pot of boiling water until the skanky bitch comes home and finds you. Easy, right?

    ...and then, you'll just wait in the pot of boiling water until the skanky bitch comes home and finds you. Easy, right?

    Patricia337843707/19/2013
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  • It's not just hot, it's like God accidentally turned on the 'oven clean' setting.

    It's not just hot, it's like God accidentally turned on the "oven clean" setting.

    operachild07/19/2013
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  • Eat Vegetables? I eat the animals that do that for me.

    Eat Vegetables? I eat the animals that do that for me.

    paulkstadden07/16/2013
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  • You are invited to Bethany's 21st Birthday BBQ Celebrations. Sun, family, food, drink, games - what more do you need?

    You are invited to Bethany's 21st Birthday BBQ Celebrations. Sun, family, food, drink, games - what more do you need?

    Bethany336756707/04/2013
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  • Guess what? There's a fucking dog in the kitchen of your favorite resturant.

    Guess what? There's a fucking dog in the kitchen of your favorite resturant.

    Cola151511206/18/2013
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  • Billy, where's the box at? Mommy needs to bring back that grill I got your dad at Weiner's.

    Billy, where's the box at? Mommy needs to bring back that grill I got your dad at Weiner's.

    mattalvarado06/01/2013
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  • Didn't JAWS start off with a situation kinda like this? I dunno. Last one to reach the red buoy is a rotten egg!!

    Didn't JAWS start off with a situation kinda like this? I dunno. Last one to reach the red buoy is a rotten egg!!

    mattalvarado06/01/2013
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