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  • sorry. i only fuck guys born in the 80s.

    sorry. i only fuck guys born in the 80s.

    César260610107/21/2013
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  • This little piggy is going to market! With a little bow he'd be adorable! With a little smoke he'll be delicious.

    This little piggy is going to market! With a little bow he'd be adorable! With a little smoke he'll be delicious.

    Trevor341253709/14/2013
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  • Welcome to our OOL party. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way.....

    Welcome to our OOL party. Notice there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way.....

    mr_druggist09/29/2013
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  • Come to my pool party. I'll give you blue berries. Its really delicious, it actually killed Marty!

    Come to my pool party. I'll give you blue berries. Its really delicious, it actually killed Marty!

    Yanqing348277912/08/2013
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  • If I start drinking Plexus Slim now I can be in that bikini before Summer gets here!

    If I start drinking Plexus Slim now I can be in that bikini before Summer gets here!

    TNPlexusCarol12/16/2013
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  • Yup! That's where stew comes from. 3-4 seniors sitting in a hot tub for 2-3 hrs. So thick your fork stands up in it! Those aren't potatoes. Hungry?

    Yup! That's where stew comes from. 3-4 seniors sitting in a hot tub for 2-3 hrs. So thick your fork stands up in it! Those aren't potatoes. Hungry?

    Thomas296839612/20/2013
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  • I don't Skinny Dip.... I Chunky Dunk!

    I don't Skinny Dip.... I Chunky Dunk!

    Ashley349843301/02/2014
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  • I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap me when I'm being a fatass.

    I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap me when I'm being a fatass.

    Kaitlyn354251703/08/2014
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  • Didn't JAWS start off with a situation kinda like this? I dunno. Last one to reach the red buoy is a rotten egg!!

    Didn't JAWS start off with a situation kinda like this? I dunno. Last one to reach the red buoy is a rotten egg!!

    mattalvarado06/01/2013
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  • Touch not mine annointed...

    Touch not mine annointed...

    Jason332040605/26/2013
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  • 'I don't have a money tree, I just have a large family tree.' House of History, LLC.

    "I don't have a money tree, I just have a large family tree." House of History, LLC.

    Deborah296774401/20/2013
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  • When you say Arabic it sounds like Aerobic as in Aerobic Exercise.

    When you say Arabic it sounds like Aerobic as in Aerobic Exercise.

    Geobra292811301/29/2013
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  • Hey 'bikini' baristas. This is what an actual bikini looks like. I think you meant to call yourself 'slut hut'.?

    Hey "bikini" baristas. This is what an actual bikini looks like. I think you meant to call yourself "slut hut".?

    Julie307615602/08/2013
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  • I wonder what brand of self tanner Boehner uses?

    I wonder what brand of self tanner Boehner uses?

    nonelee02/12/2013
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  • Help yourself to Nibbles. He was our favorite hamster, but it's what he would have wanted.

    Help yourself to Nibbles. He was our favorite hamster, but it's what he would have wanted.

    Andrew316107103/04/2013
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  • You know you want to swim in my pool, and hell.....why not!? It's full of ME-Juice!!!

    You know you want to swim in my pool, and hell.....why not!? It's full of ME-Juice!!!

    Jonathan321961803/24/2013
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  • Hi, yes...I'd like to order some sunshine and decent weather. I'm in Cincinnati.... ....sooner the better!

    Hi, yes...I'd like to order some sunshine and decent weather. I'm in Cincinnati.... ....sooner the better!

    Jonathan321961803/24/2013
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  • There's no point for dressing like it's summer in West Texas, when it's gonna be cold as fuck 20 minutes later.

    There's no point for dressing like it's summer in West Texas, when it's gonna be cold as fuck 20 minutes later.

    Chris326396804/10/2013
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  • Everyone is eating vegan foods and organic things, and I'm like hey, I had fruit loops for breakfast...

    Everyone is eating vegan foods and organic things, and I'm like hey, I had fruit loops for breakfast...

    rydia24104/13/2013
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  • Can you believe it? She's still wasting money on extensions! I love my 3D Lashes!

    Can you believe it? She's still wasting money on extensions! I love my 3D Lashes!

    Angel345932111/04/2013
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