Birthday User Cards cards 1-20 of 1000s

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    Moneys tight, times are hard, I hope you like my free birthday ecard!

    Sshelbyy 8 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • For your birthday, I promise to play the game I suck at that you always want to play ... with one finger.

    esjay 23 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Let's try to stay out, or at least awake, until 10:00 on your birthday. btw there's a dragon behind you.

    Lianne8258 yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Where the fuck is my REAL birthday present i didn't ask for a damn dog. Dammit grandpa.

    whitesoxfan91 yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • I hope you live long enough to need binoculars instead of those coke-bottles you wear now.

    wordherd 08/30/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • I would have sent you one of those cards with the dimes stuck in the little slots but I spent it on shit for me.

    wordherd 08/30/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • I've spent all day trying to figure out how we could make your birthday more about me.

    mjonharr 08/27/2010
    3.50 (2 votes)

  • Happy Birthday! It's nice that you don't regret giving the best years of your life to the military.

    matthewjones 08/27/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • I hope this birthday marks the beginning point of you turning your train-wreck of a life around,but if not you're screwed.

    mjonharr 08/27/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Happy birthday,but remember,you're not getting any younger.

    mjonharr 08/27/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • If you can't find a drunk guy to take home on your birthday, I will begrudgingly agree to perform some infantile love making so that you are not alone.

    Joojy Bear 08/27/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • Let's celebrate your birthday in our birthday suits.

    mjonharr 08/26/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • Glad you're on facebook so I can wish you a happy birthday without having to call or text or send a card or a gift or actually see you in person.

    janderson123 08/24/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Happy Birthday to the only Mother-In-Law on the planet that has never deserved a bitch slap with the pimp hand...

    ShinKicker 08/23/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • The Hounds of Hell could never stop me from wishing you a most Happy Birthdaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Yep. They can.

    brillcards 08/22/2010
    3.50 (2 votes)

  • I will always remember this as the year Facebook forgot my birthday.

    ddm 08/22/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Happy Birthday to someone I don't mind getting shitfaced with. Speaking of which, why are we still sober?

    hellpenguin 08/21/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations for making it to a year I fully anticipate Lindsay Lohan won't make it to.

    Hyakurin 08/20/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Darling: However old you look today is younger than your actual age. Happy Birthday!

    aw-shucks 08/20/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • You share a birthday with both Elieil and Eero Saarinen. Coincidence? Read the book.

    hensley 08/20/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
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