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  • Happy Birthday to someone who appreciates me for my charming wit and not just for my awesome rack.

    Happy Birthday to someone who appreciates me for my charming wit and not just for my awesome rack.

    Erin932331 hour ago
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear stranger... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

    Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear stranger... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

    sunshinelily2 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If time is money you must be worth a fortune.

    If time is money you must be worth a fortune.

    Adam12355572 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations, you've aged.

    Congratulations, you've aged.

    Canadian4 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'I got you a dildo to go with your birthday gift ... so if you don't like your gift you can go fuck yourself! '.

    "I got you a dildo to go with your birthday gift ... so if you don't like your gift you can go fuck yourself! ".

    tanya5595 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This year for your birthday, I decided to let you stick it in my bum.

    This year for your birthday, I decided to let you stick it in my bum.

    Julie439528 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry your birthday is overshadowed this year by the DVD release of 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn.'

    Sorry your birthday is overshadowed this year by the DVD release of "Twilight: Breaking Dawn."

    GreenEyedMonster12 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Birthday. You have exactly one day to celebrate, get over it, and remember that my birthday is the important one this week.

    Happy Birthday. You have exactly one day to celebrate, get over it, and remember that my birthday is the important one this week.

    Whitney5962315 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, I hope you like arsenic, 'cause I ...um... birthday to you!!

    Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, I hope you like arsenic, 'cause I ...um... birthday to you!!

    operachild18 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • WOW!, a 'Michael Hutchence' wanking machine just what I always wanted.

    WOW!, a 'Michael Hutchence' wanking machine just what I always wanted.

    geoffo12319 hours ago
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Honey, on your very special birthday, let me suggest that you celebrate with a vasectomy.

    Honey, on your very special birthday, let me suggest that you celebrate with a vasectomy.

    mandorama23 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Appreaciate it bitch. Do you think I got an iphone for MY 6th birthday?

    Appreaciate it bitch. Do you think I got an iphone for MY 6th birthday?

    andrewunderhill14yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Honey I told you years ago it would track in more shit than a puppy. Happy Birthday Son! I love you, no matter what your father says about you.

    Honey I told you years ago it would track in more shit than a puppy. Happy Birthday Son! I love you, no matter what your father says about you.

    Carson719yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Honey I told you years ago it would track in more shit than a puppy. Happy Birthday Son! I love you, no matter what your mother says about you.

    Honey I told you years ago it would track in more shit than a puppy. Happy Birthday Son! I love you, no matter what your mother says about you.

    Carson719yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not an Alcoholic, I only drink on two days a year! On my birthday, and when its not my birthday. So come join the PARTY!

    I'm not an Alcoholic, I only drink on two days a year! On my birthday, and when its not my birthday. So come join the PARTY!

    Brent4852yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I love cake. And by cake I mean titties.

    I love cake. And by cake I mean titties.

    Amber103352yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm sorry your birthday is on Valentine's Day. Hopefully your birthday gift is better than what is expected of you to give.

    I'm sorry your birthday is on Valentine's Day. Hopefully your birthday gift is better than what is expected of you to give.

    Renee123932yesterday
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • I hope your birthday is as fancy and filled with old timey toys as Little Lord Fauntleroy here.

    I hope your birthday is as fancy and filled with old timey toys as Little Lord Fauntleroy here.

    allisonmckyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM MR. FRENCH!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM MR. FRENCH!

    naboombooyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Wow, what a present. An old damn phone from the 80's. Does it need an AC adapter?'

    "Wow, what a present. An old damn phone from the 80's. Does it need an AC adapter?"

    naboombooyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)

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