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Moneys tight, times are hard,
I hope you like my
free birthday
ecard!
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For your birthday, I promise to play the game I suck at
that you always
want to play
... with one finger.
esjay
23 hours ago
5.00 (1 votes)
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Let's try to stay out,
or at least awake,
until 10:00 on
your birthday.
btw there's a dragon
behind you.
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Where the fuck is my
REAL birthday present
i didn't ask for a damn
dog.
Dammit grandpa.
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I hope you live long enough to need binoculars instead of those
coke-bottles
you wear now.
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I would have sent you one of
those cards with the dimes
stuck in the little
slots but I
spent it on
shit for me.
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I've spent all day trying to
figure out how we could
make your birthday more
about me.
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Happy Birthday!
It's nice that you don't
regret giving the best years
of your life to the military.
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I hope this birthday marks
the beginning point of
you turning your
train-wreck of a life
around,but if not
you're screwed.
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Happy birthday,but
remember,you're not getting
any younger.
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If you can't find a
drunk guy to take home
on your birthday, I will
begrudgingly agree to
perform some infantile
love making so that
you are not alone.
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Let's celebrate your birthday in our birthday suits.
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Glad you're on facebook so I
can wish you a happy
birthday without having
to call or text or send
a card or a gift or actually
see you in person.
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Happy Birthday to the only
Mother-In-Law on the
planet that has never
deserved a bitch
slap with the
pimp hand...
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The Hounds of Hell could never
stop me from wishing you
a most Happy
Birthdaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Yep.
They can.
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I will always remember this
as the year Facebook forgot
my birthday.
ddm
08/22/2010
3.00 (2 votes)
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Happy Birthday to someone I don't mind getting shitfaced with.
Speaking of which,
why are we still
sober?
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Congratulations for making
it to a year I fully anticipate
Lindsay Lohan won't make
it to.
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Darling:
However old you
look today is
younger than your
actual age.
Happy Birthday!
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You share a birthday
with both Elieil
and Eero
Saarinen.
Coincidence?
Read the book.