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Happy Birthday to someone who appreciates me for my charming wit and not just for my awesome rack.
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear stranger... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
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If time is money you must be worth a fortune.
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Congratulations, you've aged.
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"I got you a dildo to go with your birthday gift ... so if you don't like your gift you can go fuck yourself! ".
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This year for your birthday, I decided to let you stick it in my bum.
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Sorry your birthday is overshadowed this year by the DVD release of "Twilight: Breaking Dawn."
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Happy Birthday. You have exactly one day to celebrate, get over it, and remember that my birthday is the important one this week.
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Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, I hope you like arsenic, 'cause I ...um... birthday to you!!
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WOW!, a 'Michael Hutchence' wanking machine just what I always wanted.
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Honey, on your very special birthday, let me suggest that you celebrate with a vasectomy.
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Appreaciate it bitch. Do you think I got an iphone for MY 6th birthday?
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Honey I told you years ago it would track in more shit than a puppy. Happy Birthday Son! I love you, no matter what your father says about you.
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Honey I told you years ago it would track in more shit than a puppy. Happy Birthday Son! I love you, no matter what your mother says about you.
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I'm not an Alcoholic, I only drink on two days a year! On my birthday, and when its not my birthday. So come join the PARTY!
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I love cake. And by cake I mean titties.
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I'm sorry your birthday is on Valentine's Day. Hopefully your birthday gift is better than what is expected of you to give.
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I hope your birthday is as fancy and filled with old timey toys as Little Lord Fauntleroy here.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM MR. FRENCH!
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"Wow, what a present. An old damn phone from the 80's. Does it need an AC adapter?"