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  • Soooo... you nervous about getting your dick snipped?

    Soooo... you nervous about getting your dick snipped?

    matthewcraig198205/20/2012
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  • Hopefully this tequila-filled cake will make up for all of the other practical gifts I couldn't afford to buy you.

    Hopefully this tequila-filled cake will make up for all of the other practical gifts I couldn't afford to buy you.

    MarkyFigs05/18/2012
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  • It's my birthday and all I get to blow is candles.

    It's my birthday and all I get to blow is candles.

    rantis05/11/2012
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  • Here, I got you a Joey for your birthday. 'Whats a Joey??' A Great-Big-Box-O'-Nothing.

    Here, I got you a Joey for your birthday. "Whats a Joey??" A Great-Big-Box-O'-Nothing.

    payTNT9804/23/2012
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  • 'Really!? Eight years old and you get me a carton of eggs!? What the fuck!!?'

    "Really!? Eight years old and you get me a carton of eggs!? What the fuck!!?"

    Isaac137358604/17/2012
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  • Eeew. Who has a birthday on Friday the 13th?

    Eeew. Who has a birthday on Friday the 13th?

    sethmarko04/11/2012
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  • I knew you were an anal rangling pole smoker! Let's Party Big Boy ;).

    I knew you were an anal rangling pole smoker! Let's Party Big Boy ;).

    smash35045403/28/2012
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  • This would be the biggest birthday card ever if I bothered to write anything on it.

    This would be the biggest birthday card ever if I bothered to write anything on it.

    wlu03/17/2012
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  • Real women don't have curves. They make sandwiches.

    Real women don't have curves. They make sandwiches.

    samanthajasak03/14/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Really? I'm welcome to 'stop by' your big 50th birthday bash tomorrow night? Thanks, but I've had warmer invitations to my annual Pap smear.

    Really? I'm welcome to "stop by" your big 50th birthday bash tomorrow night? Thanks, but I've had warmer invitations to my annual Pap smear.

    thegymbag03/07/2012
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  • 36 years ago 'the pill' failed and a miracle was born.

    36 years ago "the pill" failed and a miracle was born.

    Carrie1598203/05/2012
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  • If I have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks me for one, how many chocolate cakes do I have left? That's right, 10.

    If I have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks me for one, how many chocolate cakes do I have left? That's right, 10.

    Erin119180203/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It doesnt even matter what toy came in this sweet box!!

    It doesnt even matter what toy came in this sweet box!!

    danielpoppell02/10/2012
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  • Just tell me how long the party will last so I'll know how long the Xbox will be on Pause.

    Just tell me how long the party will last so I'll know how long the Xbox will be on Pause.

    tytat030802/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope you'll join me for the celebration of my 2nd annual 29th birthday!

    I hope you'll join me for the celebration of my 2nd annual 29th birthday!

    vadry02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Okay, left hand blue.'

    "Okay, left hand blue."

    naboomboo02/02/2012
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  • 'Look! It's magic!'

    "Look! It's magic!"

    naboomboo02/02/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Like a Boss.

    Like a Boss.

    domelovesmusic01/15/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Little did anyone know that Suzy sold cocaine out of her ice skates.

    Little did anyone know that Suzy sold cocaine out of her ice skates.

    gretel66612/22/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I would truly appreciate it if you would refrain from telling the wait staff to sing Happy Birthday to me.

    I would truly appreciate it if you would refrain from telling the wait staff to sing Happy Birthday to me.

    Maryrose9412/09/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)

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