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  • Happy Birthday, but remember that you will always be older than me.

    Happy Birthday, but remember that you will always be older than me.

    PJM194404/09/2013
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  • Who ever said that diamonds are a girls best friend... never owned a horse.

    Who ever said that diamonds are a girls best friend... never owned a horse.

    Kelsi323555603/30/2013
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  • Here you go my pretty. Blow out your candles and turn around so I can smash this freshly baked cake on you face.. Or back ifyou deside to run..%.

    Here you go my pretty. Blow out your candles and turn around so I can smash this freshly baked cake on you face.. Or back ifyou deside to run..%.

    Summer322169603/25/2013
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  • 'Have a little bit of fun on your birthday!' Wonder how that will turn out...

    'Have a little bit of fun on your birthday!' Wonder how that will turn out...

    Chanel318491503/12/2013
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  • Happy Birthday to someone I know won't freeze if they hibernate to the North, since their heart is made of ice anyway.

    Happy Birthday to someone I know won't freeze if they hibernate to the North, since their heart is made of ice anyway.

    Joelle12702/23/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That moment when you walk into a party and women who you don't know are looking at you and thinking, 'that bitch' cause you look so.

    That moment when you walk into a party and women who you don't know are looking at you and thinking, "that bitch" cause you look so.

    jrrjr197622@aol.com01/31/2013
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  • If you eat a whole pizza, people are like, 'Wow, you were hungry!' If you eat a whole cake, people are like, 'You got a.

    If you eat a whole pizza, people are like, "Wow, you were hungry!" If you eat a whole cake, people are like, "You got a.

    angeloncldnine01/26/2013
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  • There's nothing special about turning 29, but Happy Birthday anyway. You're almost 30 bitch.

    There's nothing special about turning 29, but Happy Birthday anyway. You're almost 30 bitch.

    Tia301718501/22/2013
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  • My dad said a few of the clowns from work were coming over…so I thought it was someone’s birthday….

    My dad said a few of the clowns from work were coming over…so I thought it was someone’s birthday….

    Charlie294546601/19/2013
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  • Ok kids, who wants candy?

    Ok kids, who wants candy?

    Dave294719512/31/2012
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  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo.

    Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo.

    Anastazija290965512/19/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • You are cordially invited to help me getting over my birthday depression because you're older than me.

    You are cordially invited to help me getting over my birthday depression because you're older than me.

    beetroot2312/02/2012
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  • May your Birthday cause you to pass out on my chair after a fun night of celebrating your awesomeness!

    May your Birthday cause you to pass out on my chair after a fun night of celebrating your awesomeness!

    Melissa2u11/26/2012
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  • You're cordially invited to a night of boozing, drugs and possibly even an orgy. BYOC. (Bring your own condoms).

    You're cordially invited to a night of boozing, drugs and possibly even an orgy. BYOC. (Bring your own condoms).

    Natasha166031711/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I know they're both pot pipes... I just don't remember who gets them now. Let's see... one for Gramma in Washington & one for Uncle Steve in Colorado. Ya, that's right!

    I know they're both pot pipes... I just don't remember who gets them now. Let's see... one for Gramma in Washington & one for Uncle Steve in Colorado. Ya, that's right!

    Elbelle11/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let’s make sure we have plenty of liquor for Hurricane Sandy. Nothing like being in complete control when it hits.

    Let’s make sure we have plenty of liquor for Hurricane Sandy. Nothing like being in complete control when it hits.

    Salvi10/28/2012
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  • 'What are we celebrating again?' 'Who knows? I just came to drink.'

    "What are we celebrating again?" "Who knows? I just came to drink."

    Carolyn268860210/28/2012
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  • I soon as she blows out the candles, I'm going to punch her in the uterus.

    I soon as she blows out the candles, I'm going to punch her in the uterus.

    Tammie214763910/23/2012
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  • Yesterday we were so close, lets see if we can drive mom and dad to get a first class ticket on the Crazy Train.

    Yesterday we were so close, lets see if we can drive mom and dad to get a first class ticket on the Crazy Train.

    Mike176445910/17/2012
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  • 'I'm supposed to tell you about my penis, but I don't know what that is yet!'

    "I'm supposed to tell you about my penis, but I don't know what that is yet!"

    todd22810/11/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)

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