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  • Why do people say 'She wants to have her cake and eat it too'? What the fuck else are you supposed to do with cake?

    Why do people say "She wants to have her cake and eat it too"? What the fuck else are you supposed to do with cake?

    socalchick05/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The major hints, GPS coordinates left on my phone, and a nice saleslady wanted you to have this.

    The major hints, GPS coordinates left on my phone, and a nice saleslady wanted you to have this.

    deesimilie 05/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on getting out of those awkward teenage years we will continue to gossip about for the next 20 years.

    Congratulations on getting out of those awkward teenage years we will continue to gossip about for the next 20 years.

    Jaime157688605/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Birthday to my mom, who's the reason I still refer to my genitals as my privates.

    Happy Birthday to my mom, who's the reason I still refer to my genitals as my privates.

    holmbj105/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hope today's 'Florida talk' revolves only around celebrating the day of your birth and not on your neighbors' ailments, golf scores and oppressive humidity.

    Hope today's "Florida talk" revolves only around celebrating the day of your birth and not on your neighbors' ailments, golf scores and oppressive humidity.

    lporter605/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • POLO everythang!

    POLO everythang!

    wakaflakaaa05/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday.

    You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday.

    asunleah05/18/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Birthday from the guy who's fucking your ex-wife!

    Happy Birthday from the guy who's fucking your ex-wife!

    Notorious SK05/18/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I just called to wish you a happy birthday and to tell you that I'm fucking your mom!

    I just called to wish you a happy birthday and to tell you that I'm fucking your mom!

    Notorious SK05/18/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Jack Brickhouse, Harry Caray and WGN-TV have been wishing you 'Happy Birthday' during Cubs games long before Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook were ever born.

    Jack Brickhouse, Harry Caray and WGN-TV have been wishing you "Happy Birthday" during Cubs games long before Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook were ever born.

    kozmania05/18/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Birthday dick head!

    Happy Birthday dick head!

    Notorious SK05/18/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • It takes Mark Zuckerberg making billion dollars to help me remember your birthday.

    It takes Mark Zuckerberg making billion dollars to help me remember your birthday.

    Kostas105/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just like wine, I keep getting better with age. Oh wait. That's the wine talking.

    Just like wine, I keep getting better with age. Oh wait. That's the wine talking.

    JelloQueen05/18/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Thank god you'll always be a stud even though you're slowly getting older. Happy Birthday.

    Thank god you'll always be a stud even though you're slowly getting older. Happy Birthday.

    jhanson205/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let the reign of a thousand happy birthday posts on your Facebook wall begin!

    Let the reign of a thousand happy birthday posts on your Facebook wall begin!

    Spiderbath05/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I look forward to not remembering your birthday party because I drank too much...

    I look forward to not remembering your birthday party because I drank too much...

    Spiderbath05/18/2012
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • Due to my obligation to wish you a 'Happy Birthday'...I was forced to temporarily disregard the fact that you openly admit to watching 'Jersey Shore'.

    Due to my obligation to wish you a "Happy Birthday"...I was forced to temporarily disregard the fact that you openly admit to watching 'Jersey Shore'.

    jordanf05/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Darling trust me. It is SO much better to be one year older than one month late!! Happy 29th Samantha- my BFF!!

    Darling trust me. It is SO much better to be one year older than one month late!! Happy 29th Samantha- my BFF!!

    missbehaved05/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I always get a lilttle depressed on your birthday. The older you get the older I seem. Happy Birthday from your older sibling.

    I always get a lilttle depressed on your birthday. The older you get the older I seem. Happy Birthday from your older sibling.

    Kevin157249005/18/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! This e-card is all I'm getting you.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! This e-card is all I'm getting you.

    Random Axis05/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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