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  • It's your birthday? I didn't notice the 15 Facebook notifications and event invites. I guess it just slipped my mind.

    It's your birthday? I didn't notice the 15 Facebook notifications and event invites. I guess it just slipped my mind.

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I believe life begins at conception...so happy belated birthday.

    I believe life begins at conception...so happy belated birthday.

    bnntbrwr04/16/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I hope you receive the same attention as you demanded on the day of your birth.

    I hope you receive the same attention as you demanded on the day of your birth.

    jefmj10/03/2011
    4.22 (18 votes)
  • For your birthday, I thought I'd get you something that's just as special and meaningful as our friendship. So here's an e-card.

    For your birthday, I thought I'd get you something that's just as special and meaningful as our friendship. So here's an e-card.

    mike111105/20/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I hope you celebrate your birthday appropriately: with lots of booze and bad decisions.

    I hope you celebrate your birthday appropriately: with lots of booze and bad decisions.

    lizewhiteyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Birthday! I'd bake you a cake for your birthday, but why would you want that punishment?

    Happy Birthday! I'd bake you a cake for your birthday, but why would you want that punishment?

    Renee12385205/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Birthday, You Cunt.

    Happy Birthday, You Cunt.

    diamondbollox05/19/2012
    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Congratulations on being so old that your childhood pictures don't need the Instagram 'Retro' filter.

    Congratulations on being so old that your childhood pictures don't need the Instagram "Retro" filter.

    JelloQueenyesterday
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fools Day.

    I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fools Day.

    jedward01/14/2011
    4.29 (21 votes)
  • May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

    May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

    mjonharr 02/23/2011
    4.44 (96 votes)
  • Hope your birthday wish that Christian Grey spanks you comes true.

    Hope your birthday wish that Christian Grey spanks you comes true.

    daisy500005/07/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Sorry that I couldn't get my shit together in time to do the simple task of posting on your Facebook Wall for your birthday.

    Sorry that I couldn't get my shit together in time to do the simple task of posting on your Facebook Wall for your birthday.

    jwinsome05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congrats on finally getting to the age where people say 'you look good for your age'.

    Congrats on finally getting to the age where people say "you look good for your age".

    pcguru1964yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Try not to scare the local wildlife while celebrating your Birthday!

    Try not to scare the local wildlife while celebrating your Birthday!

    ajaxyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy belated birthday! I would have told you yesterday, but these creepy kids scared the shit out of me!

    Happy belated birthday! I would have told you yesterday, but these creepy kids scared the shit out of me!

    Brandy1202227yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Birthday to someone whose taste in music is almost as good as mine.

    Happy Birthday to someone whose taste in music is almost as good as mine.

    gracefulsoul05/17/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Remember when the boys said, 'You take my breath away?' Well, now it's happening because of their age.

    Remember when the boys said, "You take my breath away?" Well, now it's happening because of their age.

    Michael147949905/15/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You are one year older today, but I know you will still get drunk and piss your pants...

    You are one year older today, but I know you will still get drunk and piss your pants...

    Patrick158897205/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I was going to wish you a Happy Birthday... But everyone else is doing that. So instead, I'm going to call you an asshole again for forgetting my birthday last week.

    I was going to wish you a Happy Birthday... But everyone else is doing that. So instead, I'm going to call you an asshole again for forgetting my birthday last week.

    Megan156200705/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • In another part of the world it's customary to send birthday wishes on the day after the person's birthday. I don't know where, but apparently I'm from there.

    In another part of the world it's customary to send birthday wishes on the day after the person's birthday. I don't know where, but apparently I'm from there.

    Melanee205/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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